r/ABoringDystopia • • Mar 10 '26

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u/Alekseyev Mar 10 '26

That's a lot of crabs.

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u/Educational-Tea-6170 Mar 10 '26

That's just Pete, he sure has crabs

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u/NorridAU Mar 11 '26

How do they need more ice cream dispensers?

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u/CerddwrRhyddid Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

They were sick of McDonalds telliing them they were being cleaned.

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u/Aolflashback Mar 10 '26

O Doge 🙄

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u/tots4scott Mar 10 '26

I wonder who got the contracts 

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u/CerddwrRhyddid Mar 15 '26

The U.S. Department of War spent over $93.4 billion in a single month as part of a "use-it-or-lose-it" budget rush to exhaust remaining funds before the end of the fiscal year. 

These purchases, among others, were:

$5.3 million on Apple products (including iPads) and over $5.9 billion on technology and communications.

$225 million was spent on furniture, which included expensive Herman Miller recliners.

$98,000 on a Steinway grand piano, thousands on premium ice-cream machines, custom-made flutes, and expensive fruit basket stands. 

$6.9 million on lobster tail, $2 million on Alaskan king crab, $15.1 million on ribeye steak, $124,000 on ice cream machines, and $139,000 on doughnuts.

$6.6 billion to foreign-owned companies or foreign governments in that same month, including items manufactured abroad.

The final five days of September, the Pentagon finalized $50.1 billion in contracts and grants.

Regular corporate beneficiaries include:

Lockheed Martin

RTX Corporation (formerly Raytheon)

General Dynamics

Boeing Company

Palantir Technologies

L3Harris Technologies

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u/lavapig_love Mar 11 '26

Hey. The frozen ice cream dispensers are an important psy-op.

They let Iranians know just how badly they're losing, as they struggle to distribute half-baked bread and yellow-cake uranium on the backs of pack animals and Honda motorcycles through the smoking ruins of millennia-old mirror palaces, wind cooling tunnels and girls' schools.

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u/CerddwrRhyddid Mar 15 '26

They moved $93 Billion of taxpayer funds to the private hands of corporations and investors in the military industrial complex.

They have done this type of thing for 90%+ of the nations history.

They are little more than warmongering arms-dealers, stealing money from captive cattle.