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u/TheSlyth93 4d ago
“This is the cake of a killer Bella”
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u/Hemisemidemiurge 3d ago
, he said to a human being, the dominant super-predator species of the entire planet.
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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 4d ago
Incredible. It’s slightly off-center, but I NEED this. I wish I could serve it to my friend who claims to have dated R Patz.
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u/Acolytical 4d ago
Here you go. $80, but pickup only, apparently. Oh, and in Cali
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1784196069539868/62
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u/YoungDiscord 4d ago
It needs a bit of edible glitter and it would be perfect!
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u/MissingLink101 3d ago
Yeah that just seems like a no brainer to jazz this up. Pretty boring cake except for the face.
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u/AlienSheep23 4d ago edited 4d ago
Where’s the GE part?
As a former cake decorator, I can honestly say, this is extremely mid.
Border isn’t completely even on the top or the bottom, the border isn’t shaped to the edge very well, there’s a huge gap where the tail is, and the Edward face is just an edible print.
Only positive quality is the very smooth buttercream base.
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u/SuccessfulFinish2843 3d ago
As someone who doesn't do cake decorating, I was going to say the same thing. It's very obviously just a print on a cake.
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u/ElectricalDark8280 4d ago
This is actually the very best you could have hoped for from a store bakery. I hope you enjoyed it.
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u/Oddityobservations 4d ago
I feel like giving someone some face time with this cake, 3 stooges style.
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u/IcyMike1782 4d ago
This cake makes me feel like that guy who does the product review vids: "I need this on my desk NOW!"
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u/RunWild0_0 4d ago
People million years from now are going to think twilight was a religion and the characters were our gods.
And here we have the sacred beaded acronym chains, believers would carry these with them and recite the sacred lines at the alter of Bella
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u/Hemisemidemiurge 3d ago
People million years from now
Like all the stuff we have from humans who lived a million years ago, right? Give me a break, we can barely know what happened five hundred years ago and that's even without the loss of the ability to read records in the format of ink and paper.
Talking about people a million years from now being able to understand any of this makes me think you've been drinking that longevity techbro kool-aid.
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u/Dr_StrangeloveGA 4d ago
My mom got one of the picture cakes for a family reunion with my grandfather and grandmother's wedding picture on it.
I ended up being served a slice with my grandfather's crotch on it.
Nope, into the trash it went. I'm not eating my grandfather's balls.
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u/Ohello47 13h ago
https://reddit.com/link/pht37w3/video/diq1tllhtiwh1/player
What a jarring scroll lol
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u/HardyMackintosh 4d ago
Why has no one photoshopped this as Edward from Thomas the Tank Engine yet?
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u/newenglandredshirt 4d ago
MOISTURIZE ME