r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/Fluffy-Trouble5955 Aug 20 '26

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u/kevohreal Aug 20 '26

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u/sacfoojesta88 Aug 20 '26

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u/brooksy2187 Aug 20 '26

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u/Lefty4444 Aug 20 '26

πŸ˜‚

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u/SerLaron Aug 20 '26

Somewhere, north of the Wall, Tormund carved her likeness into a tree trunk. Over time, that sparked a new religion.

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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy Aug 20 '26

This made me bark laugh, thank you

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u/TheAmazingRando3000 Aug 21 '26

Holy shit did i fucking CACKLE! Ahhh my lungs...

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u/firstbreathOOC Aug 20 '26

This season was ass, but at least we had Tormund

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u/OldMaidLibrarian Aug 21 '26

Don't know how tall he is, but she's 6'2"...

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u/-laughingfox Aug 20 '26

I swear that plotline was my favorite of the whole series.

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u/Equivalent_Twist4780 Aug 20 '26

Yet it fell to πŸ’© like the rest of the show

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u/OldMaidLibrarian Aug 21 '26

She would have been so much better off with Tormund than Jaime! His level of enthusiasm is SO high and SO genuine that it goes beyond being creepy and into "OMG I MUST WORSHIP YOU LIKE THE GODDESS YOU ARE" territory. Besides, I think it's safe to say at least he wouldn't have jumped out of bed and run back to his sister, eh?

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u/-laughingfox Aug 21 '26

Absolutely. He was so devoted to her, and I loved that for him. We'd all do well to have a Tormund in our lives.

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u/Gts77 Aug 20 '26

This is what I was looking forπŸ˜‚

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u/joe_dirty365 Aug 20 '26

The best storyline in GoT

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u/furiouspossum Aug 20 '26

Almost a decade later and this scene still makes me laugh

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u/rose-a-ree Aug 20 '26

I'll take "Characters that were screwed over by the writers" for $400

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u/Bella_LaGhostly Aug 20 '26

What is this? They both look so uncomfortable

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u/yoloswagrofl Aug 20 '26

He had a massive crush on her and she was not interested (putting it mildly).

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u/democraticcrazy Aug 20 '26

It was a regular sized crush, only they were both huge.

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u/Bella_LaGhostly Aug 20 '26

Gotcha!! Thank you, the expressions make sense now.

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u/FC37 Aug 20 '26

He was essentially a barbarian. She was an incredibly skilled and strong warrior. She was interested in men, but her love interests were very different from Tormund (this guy).

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u/Fluffy-Trouble5955 Aug 20 '26

Tormund would have fought the gods for her. Jamie barely knew she existed.

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u/giggletears3000 Aug 20 '26

I picked Tormund irl. I made the right choice.

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u/Fluffy-Trouble5955 Aug 20 '26

I certainly identified with him in many ways. (i'm also a giant bearded goofball)

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u/Bella_LaGhostly Aug 20 '26

I didn't realize there was a name for my type, but I think it's "giant bearded goofball". πŸ˜†

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u/Bright-War-5033 Aug 20 '26

Dating apps explained

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u/DoubleGreat Aug 20 '26

Game of thrones. She was a big woman 😍

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u/Speartree Aug 20 '26

For a moment I thought she played a Spartan in the Halo series but that was Kate Kenney, there is a certain resemblance, apart from the size.

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u/Bella_LaGhostly Aug 20 '26

Thank you so much!! I've never seen the show, but that was fantastic!

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u/nailnubs Aug 20 '26

The last few seasons were full of disappointments but none more upsetting them this unrequited love

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u/SleepyCatMD Aug 20 '26

Bert β€œcouple” in the series by far