r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/switchbladeeatworld Aug 20 '26

he’s exactly where he wants to be

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u/OkYak7801 Aug 20 '26

He's exactly where I want to be.

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u/specter_in_the_conch Aug 20 '26

Death by snu snu squad.

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u/faceless4anon Aug 20 '26

Death by crush pelvis

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u/Critical_Ad_7380 Aug 20 '26

And femurs, and ribs, and . . . wiener?

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u/faceless4anon Aug 20 '26

Crushed pelvis is a hint of Futurama

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u/NecessaryComfort1235 Aug 20 '26

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised...

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u/shed_zeppelin Aug 20 '26

He's exactly where he wants to be

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u/RubberRoach Aug 20 '26

He is me and I am he

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u/ExcuseMeMissss Aug 20 '26

He be de

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u/Famous_Ad_7256 Aug 20 '26

He He - Jackson, Michael

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u/ImaginaryFun842 Aug 20 '26

HEbibi

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u/PerroNino Aug 20 '26

Yabee dabee doo

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u/marryUwannaa Aug 20 '26

Sssssk He be de

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u/Sommander_Chepard_ Aug 20 '26

I am Yu and he is Mi!

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u/Real_Concert_6770 Aug 20 '26

And one of them is the walrus. Sitting on Mr. Kite, for his benefit.

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u/MaterialLion957 Aug 20 '26

I am the walrus and she is the whale

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u/RubberRoach Aug 21 '26

coo coo ca chew

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u/Anabio91 Aug 22 '26

Coo coo cachoo. I am the walrus.

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u/azraelizback Aug 24 '26

And we are all together?

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u/azimx Aug 20 '26

He's exactly where we all want to be

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u/floppybunny26 Aug 20 '26

It do be like that sometimes.

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u/orikooool Aug 20 '26

I'm not exactly where He wants to be

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u/sugarglassego Aug 20 '26

To be or not to be.

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u/zysheep Aug 20 '26

That is the question.

And the answer is to be. I want to be where he be.

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u/longdickdan789 Aug 23 '26

Hes exactly where I want to be

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u/Sarvagun_some_pun Aug 20 '26

He’s exactly where we want to be.

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u/Mister_Mojo78 Aug 20 '26

No doubt! Living his best life lol

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u/Skinstretched Aug 21 '26

Really ?! She farts just one time, and its game over for him !

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u/Oseaghdha Aug 22 '26

I also choose this man's wife.

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u/AromaticApricot7306 Aug 21 '26

People don’t believe me when I say I stopped pulling when I went down to a size 4(other than creepy old men). I would pull so many gym bros and tall skinny dudes😭

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u/Jellicle_KitCat Aug 20 '26

What country?

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u/AssMan1393 Aug 21 '26

So you only like and have been with thin weak guys?

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u/Hello-Lads Aug 24 '26

Jealous much?

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u/AssMan1393 Aug 26 '26

I’m fine big guy, just worry about yourself

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u/Much-Werewolf-3476 Aug 23 '26

Where abouts do you live brother

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u/Relative_Swan_1944 Aug 23 '26

Sooooo... you're American🇺🇲😗

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u/VaInforcer Aug 24 '26

Opposites attract

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u/AcanthaceaeNo6597 Aug 20 '26

I am the right size to be the guy 🤣🤣

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u/thermjuice Aug 20 '26

Probably like $300, you pay by the pound

https://giphy.com/gifs/7PaOz4iJZweupQa4BC

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u/Radrouch Aug 20 '26

To be fair, doesn't look like he could just get up and walk away

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u/Masterking263 Aug 20 '26

That makes it so much better.

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u/Informal-Comb1989 Aug 20 '26

Yes like they understand this lol

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u/booboootron Aug 21 '26

That's not restraining. That's real louuve.

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u/PristineBusiness3299 Aug 20 '26

She’s exactly where he wants to be

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u/Somniosfera Aug 20 '26

I saw this image years ago and I wondered if the guy was one of my schoolmates. If he is indeed him I am very happy for him because I know he was struggling to find a girlfríend, so I wish he is indeed him. 

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u/DesparateLurker Aug 20 '26

Fuck him. He's living my dream.

I hope he enjoys himself, the lucky bastard.

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u/MyUsernameIsNotCool Aug 20 '26

I couldn't imagine having a tiny boyfriend i could crush like that. I want to be the one being crushed god damn it!!

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u/Awkwordsmyth382 Aug 26 '26

I don’t know why, but this is raising so many questions for me. 😅 Genuine questions: Are you saying you want a big man? Or just that you want to be dominated? And if it is a big man, is it specifically fat or muscular? Or as long as he’s larger than you that works?

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u/MyUsernameIsNotCool Aug 26 '26

I am a big woman so I rarely get to feel small. I feel safe when I am near a bigger man. And I mean mostly taller. Im not attracted to fat, but chubby is cozy. I've dated women too but im usually bigger than them and I end up being the masculine protecting one and I never get to feel small with them either.

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u/Awkwordsmyth382 Aug 26 '26

Oh, I see. That makes sense. How tall are you? Just trying to ascertain the degree of difficulty this might pose for you.

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u/MyUsernameIsNotCool Aug 27 '26

182 cm

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u/Awkwordsmyth382 Aug 27 '26

I see. I get how that could be difficult.

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u/MyUsernameIsNotCool Aug 27 '26

Yeah. And i feel very superficial or shallow if I decline a date with a man that is 10 cm shorter than me.. its not about the length tbh, its about ME being big and weighing a lot and wanting to feel small and safe you know.

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u/Awkwordsmyth382 Aug 27 '26

Yeah, I get that. I don’t think it’s shallow, thought. Most people have a physical type. And many prefer people bigger or smaller, or shorter or taller than them. You want someone taller, and It just so happens that you’re a tall person. No shame necessary at all.