r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 28d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/Nearby-Wolverine3724 28d ago

I doubt it. I hear universities are already scouting him for their football program.

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u/GRN225 28d ago

“Student. Athlete.”

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u/TheThinDewLine 28d ago

“Football American”

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u/DistractionCitron 28d ago

"Football Linebacker"

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u/Gullible-Constant924 28d ago

And he ends up 5’5” with stage 3 diabetus at age 14

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u/blackbeavis 28d ago

Pretty sure that's a little girl.

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u/ilovelovegrapefruit 28d ago

I think it’s a little girl

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u/Agreeable-Meal5556 27d ago

He’s going to have arthritis by 25, so I doubt it’ll do them any good.

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u/gerrard_1987 28d ago

Right!? How do we know mom didn’t subconsciously choose her partner, and then start consciously beefing the child up, in the hopes of creating an NFL player? Either way, I hope that kid gets some role models aside from his parents.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 28d ago

If that's beef, it's wagyu

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u/LimeSalty4092 28d ago

Her

And I can’t see a girl playing football 

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u/throwra64512 28d ago

The browns are already looking at him for an o line position