r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 28d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/davedude115 28d ago

Alabama is already scouting this kid

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u/No_Medium_8796 28d ago

Thank god penn state isnt

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u/tele_ave 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kRmg8zeReOYXm

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u/specialopps 28d ago

That’s because one of them is currently trying to get out of jail.

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u/chrdeg 27d ago

Too soon?

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u/IDownvotedYouToday 26d ago

I was sad when Penn State took Matt Campbell from me. Then I saw the news and went, yeah, that makes sense.

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u/Poida66 28d ago

I thought he was practicing a tachiai at the 1:15 mark

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u/Notchersfireroad 28d ago

Heart will blow up before he ever gets old enough at the rate he's going.

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u/roehmc 28d ago

Too late, LSU already signed him!

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u/brubruislife 28d ago

This kid wont be able to take 10 steps in a few years and you want him to run on a field? Ffs.

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u/derppherppp 28d ago

😂 the way he waddles around on a mission. Little dude was born to be a linebacker.

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u/MithraAkkad 28d ago

No, they're not. Kid won't make it to that age, unfortunately.

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u/Working_System_2086 28d ago

By the time he is able to play football he won't be able to run......

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u/QualityAlternative22 27d ago

They already have a Nike NIL deal lined up for him

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u/Limp_Departure8138 27d ago

no they aren't. This kill will be in diabetic coma, thanks to baby's momma, by 14

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u/OstoNKeT 22d ago

Dude is D1 offensive tackle easy

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u/PrestigiousPhoto8486 28d ago

This is a female baby. I don't think they let women play football