r/AbsoluteUnits • • 28d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/Nuts4salebaby 28d ago

My lawd

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u/Suspicious-World4957 28d ago

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u/Ok-Expressionism 28d ago

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u/BipedalHorseArt 22d ago

Oh that's f dark

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u/Ok-Expressionism 22d ago

If you've seen the episode, the next in line was a tied bag of wet kittens.

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u/Haschbrownn 28d ago

HAHHAHAHAHA

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u/bamuelsmeckett 28d ago

Fucking hell I can't stop laughing at this

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u/anyb0dyme 22d ago

Perfect reference

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u/No_Thanks_1766 27d ago

This is really sad. She deserves better

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u/vikio 28d ago

Yeah. Baby is cute. But that face is showing enough rebellious attitude for a teenager. I'm glad I'm not the one who has to argue about shoes, because I feel that I would lose the argument.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 28d ago

Got some B cups already

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u/eva_thorne 28d ago

Why does it already have boobs?! Is that normal (childless cat lady here)??

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u/Customninjas 27d ago

baby fat

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u/UseOk7699 27d ago

He looks uncomfortable, like its hard for him to breathe and im sure he gets hot fast especially under his neck. He doesnt seem to be able to run either, which is not good for a toddler since toddlers run all the time.

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u/IcyHammer 25d ago

My lard

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u/trapdab35 27d ago

Boy got titties before most girls

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u/Responsible-Delay619 27d ago

Homie has b cups already

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u/Imaginary_Plum7956 28d ago

Disgusting.