r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 5d ago

/r/all of a husband

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u/noteethnobrows 5d ago

it's funny seeing how many men in the comments are absolutely obsessed with analyzing this guys dick size

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u/FishesOfExcellence 5d ago

Look, some of us just want a daddy to tuck us in at night.

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u/Melior05 4d ago

Firstly, you assume it's guys

Secondly, you're absolutely correct

Thirdly, it's just a bunch of straight guys being envious

Fourthly, it's just a bunch of gay guys being envious