r/AskReddit • • 8h ago

"those little differences" Americans who visited Europe, what was surprisingly different for you?

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u/Toby_Forrester 8h ago

From another perspective, when I visited the US I was surprised by the amount of billboards and especially with lawyers advertising stuff like "Did you crash your motorcycle? Contact Harvey David Lawman, the best god damn motorcycle lawyer in town!"

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u/natronmooretron 8h ago

There used to be a billboard outside of Memphis for a big rig lawyer named Dick Longing

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u/Cloverdad 6h ago

And what was his area of expertise?

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u/natronmooretron 5h ago

Representing drivers hit by big rigs (18 Wheeler trucks) This is my guess anyway

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u/_Opsec 2h ago

Pining for Penis

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u/anti_username_man 4h ago

Even as a lawyer, sometimes I'll see a legal advertisement and be astounded at the level of specialization some people have. I saw an ad in the Atlanta airport just a week or so ago for a guy who specialized in recovering lost investments from wall street mismanagement

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u/major0noob 50m ago

they're fishing for more clients in a ongoing case. more clients for a single case gives them more law fees, trying to bump up to class action.

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u/waffeling 6h ago

It's funny that's your example as it's actually illegal (to my knowledge) in most areas for a lawyer to say they're better or more effective than some other lawyer in  advertising.

If you pay close attention to them almost all of them cite something like "We'll get you your money" or "Count on us when you're hurt" but I don't think they can say something like best in town. 

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u/Longjumping-Part-600 5h ago

He might argue that 'best god damned' is common parlance for 'very good'.

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u/SoDark 3h ago

Correct. Advertising statements need to be one of two things: verifiably true, or impossible to actually disprove. And in either case, they need to sound believable.

"[Product or service] is the best" Is asking for lawsuits because a competitor will make an argument to a judge that there is a metric by which one could be judged to be "best" and therefore is provably false advertising.

Either come up with a concrete claim you can stand behind (in the case of an injury lawyer, something like "$61 million recovered") or wording that can't be argued with (like ""gets you top dollar").

Source: former director at a brand, marketing, and advertising agency.

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u/grekster 7h ago

Was Harvey David Lawman a man who specialised in motorcycle law or a motorcycle that specialized in man law?

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u/Poopyman80 7h ago

Yes

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u/Poofengle 5h ago

A true renaissance motorcycle man

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u/Marxism_is_sexy 5h ago

Go to Japan. Tokyo is amazing. It's also like a constant visual assault. Marketing is everywhere, like everywhere.

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u/farraigemeansthesea 6h ago

Nah. Better call Saul.

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u/SchillMcGuffin 5h ago

They're particularly common along highways, were I suppose most of their potential clients are found.