r/CFB • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '23

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Miami Defeats Texas A&M 48-33

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Texas A&M 10 7 9 7 33
Miami 7 14 10 17 48

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u/davis3298 Miami Hurricanes • UCF Knights Sep 09 '23

The U is not back. Only back to work.

Forever and always fuck r/cfb.

Tex Ags please pull an LSU from last year.

Hope Kam is okay!!

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u/ndkjr70 Miami Hurricanes Sep 09 '23

A haiku for r/CFB

Suck my fucking dick.

I don’t care how long haikus are.

Suck my fucking dick you little bitches.

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u/joosh34 Georgia • Deep South's Olde… Sep 10 '23

So beautiful 🥹

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u/JOOOOSY Miami Hurricanes Sep 10 '23

Lmao 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Lmao, love it

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u/Belloby Florida State Seminoles Sep 10 '23

Yeah that was really good. Ngl

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u/Cartinho_ Iowa State Cyclones • ESPN Classic Sep 09 '23

With Bethune, Temple and GTech ahead, the Canes have a legit shot to start 5-0.

They won 5 games all of last season.

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u/davis3298 Miami Hurricanes • UCF Knights Sep 09 '23

The day Miami is competing for National Championships again is the day they should be declared back. Until then, back to work.

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u/SeekerSpock32 Ohio State • Kent State Sep 10 '23

So, temporarily so in 2017.

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u/davis3298 Miami Hurricanes • UCF Knights Sep 10 '23

Lol yeah very brief stint. Until the Pitt vs #2 Death Star took them out.

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u/RIPDannyBoyCane Miami Hurricanes • Florida Cup Sep 10 '23

We had so many injuries at that point unfortunately

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

That team was never in contention. That ND game will forever be one of my most cherished moments as a Canes fan, but outside of that one magical night, the team barely scraped by a lot of opponents that later proved to be not as good as we thought they were at the time, and a lot of opponents that were straight up not good.

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u/Abel_And_Willing Sep 10 '23

I have like 4 good videos of how crazy the hard rock was that night in 2017. The craziest game I’ve ever been to.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

I wish I could’ve gone. It’s one of those games that I watch highlights of whenever I feel bad about the current team.

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u/RunsWlthScissors Tennessee • Virginia Tech Sep 10 '23

Knowing what you all, us, Nebraska, and the Iowa offense has been through lately it’s hard to root against y’all.

I hope Miami is back.

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u/Just_Win6178 Sep 10 '23

If I may, you can add in VTech the week before too. Those two games were two great games for the Canes

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u/ThaCarter Miami Hurricanes • Indiana Hoosiers Sep 10 '23

Richt getting sick sucked.

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u/11PoseidonsKiss20 Miami Hurricanes • Arizona Wildcats Sep 10 '23

I’ll settle for winning the ACC. Or at least losing a 1 possession game at the CG.

Was it 2016? We went to the ACCCG and got skull fucked by Clemson. Then Skull fucked in our consolation bowl game? After going 10-1

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

FUCK this sub

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Oregon flairs absent so far. But we'll get 300 of them in here once you guys get your first loss.

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u/CharlemagneOfTheUSA Oregon Ducks • Arizona State Sun Devils Sep 10 '23

I was rooting for Miami to win this game! Fuck the SEC

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u/davis3298 Miami Hurricanes • UCF Knights Sep 09 '23

Preach. From the mods to Oregon fans to FSU fans. Fuck em.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Fuck em all

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u/LegallyWrecked Miami Hurricanes Sep 10 '23

Fuck these damn kids!

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u/bd1047 Indiana Hoosiers • Texas Longhorns Sep 10 '23

🤝

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u/chrt Tennessee Volunteers • Team Chaos Sep 10 '23

REAL

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Your mom has fucked more women than you

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u/dracosl Tennessee • Chattanooga Sep 10 '23

Fuck /r/cfb

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

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u/davis3298 Miami Hurricanes • UCF Knights Sep 10 '23

You make a good point. Personally I like when that comes with winning big.

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u/kungfoojesus Texas A&M Aggies Sep 10 '23

Lol, not sure why people would think their team is back after beating a Jim o coached A&M team.

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u/davis3298 Miami Hurricanes • UCF Knights Sep 10 '23

You’d be very surprised. A large portion of the Miami fanbase is extremely over-reactionary.

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u/mattyisphtty Texas Longhorns Sep 10 '23

Thank you for your service is demolishing A&M. Anytime they lose, America wins.