r/CFB • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '23

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Miami Defeats Texas A&M 48-33

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Texas A&M 10 7 9 7 33
Miami 7 14 10 17 48

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u/Kilen13 Miami Hurricanes • Edinburgh Predators Sep 09 '23

Calling the A&M tackling JV quality would be a disservice to teenagers everywhere. How does it seem like no one in your secondary knows how to wrap?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Well you see Durkins is a World class dipshit.

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u/xcompanioncube Miami Hurricanes • FIU Panthers Sep 10 '23

Thanks for the laugh

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u/DatWunGuyIKnow Texas A&M Aggies • Iowa State Cyclones Sep 10 '23

That last TD y’all threw where two of our guys missed your receiver and he was able to stop and think about his homework for a second kills me a little

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u/themau5hole Clemson Tigers • Mercer Bears Sep 10 '23

I saw that highlight at a restaurant tonight and almost spit out my drink. Absolutely ridiculous stuff right there, my condolences

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u/TheCalvinator Texas A&M Aggies • UTSA Roadrunners Sep 10 '23

Chapelle actually crossed his arms over his chest to launch at restrepo on 3rd down in the 4th. Completely whiffed and the play went for 20. Would have been stopped short if he wrapped up. He whiffed on those shoulder charges several other times, but that was the most infuriating.

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u/CumulusChoir Texas A&M Aggies • Texas A&M Aggies Sep 10 '23

Chappell was great as a freshman under Elko. Every season since then has seen significant regression over the last. Really makes you think.

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u/TheCalvinator Texas A&M Aggies • UTSA Roadrunners Sep 10 '23

Durkin is terrible. I found myself filled with rage every time the camera showed him on the sideline with that stupid smirk right after Miami marched 75 yards down field for another TD. Honestly Jimbo should be fired just for that hire. The fact the offense looks improved (despite the first half struggles) and the defense seems to have taken a step back is infuriating.

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u/Odoul Texas A&M Aggies Sep 10 '23

Some of the attempted tackles in that game made me want to just turn the game off. The furthest I ever got in football was 7th grade football and I at least knew that God gave me two arms and maybe I should use those arms to help do things for myself in life. Like tackle.