r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Jan 02 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Indiana Defeats Alabama 38-3

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team 1 2 3 4 T
Alabama 0 0 3 0 3
Indiana 0 17 7 14 38
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u/The_Peachy_Pussy Florida Gators • Auburn Tigers Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

Warm blanket pulled tight

Crimson Tide gets fucking killed

I grin and watch them

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u/Only1Corey Colorado Buffaloes • Transfer Portal Jan 02 '26

I answered the phone: “Alabama is dead” “No!”

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u/KometaCode Alabama • Mississippi State Jan 02 '26

Apolgy for bad english

where were u wen alabama die

I was at house eating dorito when phone ring

“Alabama is kil”

“No”

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u/jordanjohnston2017 Clemson Tigers • Oregon State Beavers Jan 02 '26

“Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza. Cignetti’s here. Alabama is dead. Call me back”

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover Jan 02 '26

The first bye team to win a game in the 12-team CFP era is...Indiana.

Just like we all predicted.

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u/Justice-Gorsuch Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

Indiana got a bye?!? 

  • College football fans from 2023

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u/JDraks Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Jan 02 '26

Indiana made the CFP?

  • College football fans from 2023

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u/DefiantOil5176 Florida State • Stetson Jan 02 '26

Indiana won HOW MANY games?

• College football fans from 2023

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u/MySabonerRunsOladipo Indiana Hoosiers • Billable Hours Jan 02 '26

Why shouldn't they win, "just because our name is Indiana"?

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u/Pelicangulp UMass Minutemen Jan 02 '26

Generic comments

In thread about CFB

suzukigun sucks

haiku'd

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u/imkunu Indiana Hoosiers • Boise State Broncos Jan 02 '26

Literal poetry

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u/ScotChen Jan 02 '26

Best haiku ive read in my entire life

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u/wooq Iowa Hawkeyes • Paper Bag Jan 02 '26

☝️🤓 ACTUALLY...

It's senryuu! Haiku almost always has a nature theme, usually with a kigo (word relating to a season) and always a kireji (cutting word) which changes the verse's impact or meaning in a significant way.

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u/ScotChen Jan 02 '26

Don't be pedantic! Give it to us

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u/moopopsicle Duke Blue Devils • Clemson Tigers Jan 02 '26

Beautiful, just beautiful

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u/Zudop Auburn Tigers • Baylor Bears Jan 02 '26

This was an all time hate watch

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u/sor1 Austria National Team • Vienna Emperors Jan 02 '26

so satisfying

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u/CincyAnarchy Iowa Hawkeyes • Cincinnati Bearcats Jan 02 '26

Hitler_Dead.jpg

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u/DabDoge Auburn Tigers Jan 02 '26

That game was cathartic

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u/Jowsten Jan 02 '26

Being born and raised a hoosier, but a die hard auburn fan... my mental health has never been so good

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u/Grade-AMasterpiece TCU Horned Frogs • Auburn Tigers Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 05 '26

I pray we get to do this in the Golesh era.

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u/EndSlidingArea Iowa Hawkeyes • Marching Band Jan 02 '26

A+ haiku

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u/Ok_Bug_6890 ECU Pirates Jan 02 '26

Bama didn’t deserve to be here

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u/Pardish_ Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Texas Longhorns Jan 02 '26

Beautiful, thank you

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u/mynameiszack Florida Gators • Michigan Wolverines Jan 02 '26

I've been having a great couple days. Would be great for Ole Miss to win but that might be greedy

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u/LongjumpingRespect96 Tennessee Volunteers Jan 02 '26

Your Haiku rocks!

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u/Drnk_watcher LSU • Southeast Missouri Jan 02 '26

I can't even imagine how good Auburn fans feel right now.

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u/toomanyshoeshelp Indiana Hoosiers Jan 02 '26

Jerkin it to a haiku

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u/Phobia117 Georgia Bulldogs Jan 02 '26

I hate both your flairs, but we can agree on this

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u/tampapat54 UCF Knights • Auburn Tigers Jan 02 '26

Well said Peachy Pussy, well said

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

Backup QB lvl wrecked

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u/ConsiderationCrazy22 Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 02 '26

A work of art

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u/lsass Georgia Bulldogs Jan 02 '26

I hope it’s a weighted blanket

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u/TermAccomplished1868 ECU Pirates Jan 02 '26

The NCAA has just announced this loss was so fugly it will actually count twice.

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u/BigHeadDeadass South Carolina • Auburn Jan 02 '26

Same

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u/beige_man Iowa State • Ohio State Jan 02 '26

More like Crimson Ebbing Tide today.

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u/outerdrive313 Eastern Michigan • Wayne State… Jan 02 '26

5-7-5

Perfect haiku. Well done!

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u/Dro24 Duke • Carolina Victory Bell Jan 02 '26

The G5s could’ve done just as bad

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u/TominNJ Rutgers Scarlet Knights • Big Ten Jan 02 '26

Rose Bowl in two lines

Curt shows Bama Hoosier daddy

The Tide is ebbing

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u/HailState2023 Florida State • Mississippi S… Jan 02 '26

Upvoted for the glorious haiku - and the username.

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u/aljout Alabama Crimson Tide • USF Bulls Jan 02 '26

How was your bowl game?

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u/Axelrad77 LSU Tigers • SEC Jan 02 '26

Great poem!

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u/citymanc13 Florida Gators • Kennesaw State Owls Jan 02 '26

UGA & Bama knocked out on the same night. What a start to your 2026

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u/AWall925 Houston Cougars Jan 02 '26

Smile isn't 2?

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Booster Jan 02 '26

I think your third stanza has 6 syllables.