r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Jan 02 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Indiana Defeats Alabama 38-3

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team 1 2 3 4 T
Alabama 0 0 3 0 3
Indiana 0 17 7 14 38
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u/Alphaspade Iron Bowl • Sickos Jan 02 '26

LIVE

LAUGH

TOASTER BATH

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u/seemtobedead Houston Cougars • Michigan Wolverines Jan 02 '26

I’ve been laughing so hard at this that I was wheezing, and my better half just came over and wanted to know what it was and to let her in on the joke. She read it and looked at me like I was an insane person. So thank you for this. I’m getting three pieces of wood and a wood burning kit and turning this into quaint rustic wall art.

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u/pocketsophist Iowa Hawkeyes • Sickos Jan 02 '26

This is fantastic. Thank you.

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u/Squeakygear Virginia Tech • Oklahoma Jan 02 '26

lmao

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u/TheSpringfieldKid Oregon Ducks • Oregon State Beavers Jan 02 '26

Epic last words

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u/glen_ko_ko Western Michigan Broncos Jan 03 '26

As a Detroit Lions fan, we have heirloom toasters that we pass down in perpetuity. I didn't know there was a live or laugh component.