r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Jan 20 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Indiana Defeats Miami 27-21

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Miami 0 0 7 14 21
Indiana 3 7 7 10 27
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u/pnxstwnyphlcnnrs Minnesota Golden Gophers Jan 20 '26

Are we sure this isn't just some kid's PlayStation Dynasty that all of college football is plugged into? Because that might make more sense.

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u/RJD-ghost Nevada Wolf Pack Jan 20 '26

He was a pretty good after his stint at Cal but still a crazy story

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u/pnxstwnyphlcnnrs Minnesota Golden Gophers Jan 20 '26

Totally should that's wild

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u/Gryphon426 Jan 20 '26

You forgot most losses in football history

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u/thekingsteve UAB Blazers • Auburn Tigers Jan 20 '26

Even in my cfb26 dynasties it takes 2 seasons to sniff the playoffs. Cignetti is the kid playing on freshman difficulty who then turns all the sliders down because he thinks he's not winning by enough.

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u/Doompatron3000 /r/CFB Jan 20 '26

That would explain how FSU beat Alabama to start the season.

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u/happy_K Illinois Fighting Illini Jan 20 '26

I know you’re joking but this is so impossible I quite seriously consider it a bit of evidence that we’re living in a simulation or… something.

It doesn’t prove it or anything of course but it really makes you wonder

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u/Ass_of_Badness Notre Dame Fighting Irish Jan 20 '26

By itself maybe not, but in the context of everything else going on...

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace Jan 20 '26

I dunno, the idea that players can't be hoarded by schools that wanna hide them and that a coach has the ability to fill the gaps on his roster overnight instead of having to recruit entire classes changes things in a way we can't comprehend. The fact that you don't even have to really recruit kids anymore fucked the whole system up for me to the point that all the other crap doesn't even bother me as much as it should. Just let some other dude recruit them, watch them for a year, offer them a fat paycheck and done.

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u/lousy_at_handles Kansas Jayhawks Jan 20 '26

Was Harambe a Hoosier by any chance?

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u/Specialist-Clock-914 Jan 20 '26

No one would willingly choose Indiana as their team to make good though

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u/tollbeat Maryland Terrapins Jan 20 '26

KOT4Q did

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u/chevyboxer Texas A&M Aggies • Southwest Jan 20 '26

Just further proof the world ended in 2012 and we're now in a simulation. Our robot overlords really went wild with this one.