r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Jan 20 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Indiana Defeats Miami 27-21

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Miami 0 0 7 14 21
Indiana 3 7 7 10 27
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u/alfooboboao USC Trojans Jan 20 '26

i think he was waiting all season to say that. he calculated it beforehand weighing all the factors including needing to subvert his boy scout reputation before the draft. gonna be a fire linkedin post

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u/2nd_Sun Wisconsin Badgers • Paper Bag Jan 20 '26

I waited all season to say “fuck” in a postgame interview. Here’s what it taught me about b2b sales 

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u/ernie-jo Indiana Hoosiers Jan 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

hi

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u/DokterZ Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Steve… Jan 20 '26

Have we leveraged our core competencies and maximized the return on our NIL spend?

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u/BiteyHorse Jan 20 '26

Time to think outside of the box and open our kimono.

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u/D2dsalesguy Jan 20 '26

I’m gonna recruit the shit out of him for D2d when the raiders fumble the bag with him

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u/LSUguyHTX LSU Tigers • Nebraska Cornhuskers Jan 20 '26

What's with the b2b sales jokes? What'd I miss?

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u/ChillFratBro Jan 20 '26

LinkedIn is famous for people posting ridiculously personal life stories and then non sequitur-ing in to a B2B sales lesson.  My dog died, my mom has cancer, my kid's being bullied, whatever - you get a paragraph on the life event sharing way too many details followed by a diatribe on what it taught them about selling HR software or some bullshit.

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u/SlartiMyBartfast Jan 20 '26

Can you dumb it down a little more for the real ignorami out here? What's B2B sales? Back to back sales? Like does that mean just selling things at a rapid rate or am I'm completely off the mark?

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u/ChillFratBro Jan 20 '26

Business to business, i.e. where the real money is in sales.

/r/linkedinlunatics to see some of these people in the wild.

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u/katarh Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Donor Jan 20 '26

I did B2B marketing for a few years before I realized I was teetering on the edge of a mental breakdown. Quit, spent 3 years in the trenches of help desk while I got a master's in technology, and now I am a business analyst instead. MUCH healthier 13 years later.

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u/OG_Felwinter Michigan State Spartans Jan 20 '26

Sales from businesses to other businesses, as opposed to sales from businesses to consumers. Like Thomson Reuters selling software to your accountant, or Sherwin-Williams selling a paint sprayer to a painter. Business to consumer would be your accountant selling you their tax services, or a painter convincing you to buy a paint job for your house.

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u/harrumphstan Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Jan 20 '26

Butt-to-butt, a more genteel version of what ass-to-ass guy was needing to see.

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u/LSUguyHTX LSU Tigers • Nebraska Cornhuskers Jan 20 '26

Ah ok thank you. I guess I was just confused how it relates to Mendoza

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u/BennyDelSur Ole Miss • South Carolina Jan 20 '26

He updated his LinkedIn profile to add his Heisman

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u/Warm_Shoulder3606 Ohio State • Georgia Southern Jan 20 '26

"That moment is an example of my ability to perform elite and accurate cost-benefit analysis"

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u/TempSpee Jackson State Tigers Jan 20 '26

Let it out ♂️

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u/Auferstehen2 Michigan State Spartans Jan 20 '26

College Football is a PG-13 sport, so he's allowed one per season.

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u/AnnArchist Iowa Hawkeyes Jan 20 '26

He's a raider now. He can swear.

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u/internetosaurus UCLA Bruins Jan 20 '26

He's going to be a Congressman eventually, isn't he? I hope he's a good one.

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u/MonsTurkey Jan 20 '26

Has integrity or gets shit done? Pick one, cause that's all that seems to be possible.

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u/Entire_Employment_70 Iowa Hawkeyes Jan 20 '26

Thats mostly constrained by the fact that a majority of states have a majority of the population that prefer open corruption to integrity, and theyre still not a national majority

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u/FUCKYOUINYOURFACE Penn State • Florida State Jan 20 '26

He’s gonna be on r/linkedinlunatics

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u/IM_REFUELING Jan 20 '26

Needs to keep the movie PG-13

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u/Leading_Log_8321 Jan 20 '26

I thank god my profession doesn’t require a LinkedIn presence lol

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u/TempSpee Jackson State Tigers Jan 20 '26

Until we meet again USC. 📫 Until. ♂️