r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Michigan Defeats Oklahoma 17-10

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Oklahoma 0 0 7 3 10
Michigan 7 3 0 7 17
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u/StrangelyOnPoint Michigan • Grand Valley State Sep 12 '26

Texas flairs eating good right now

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u/Metro29993 Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

I’m eating even better

Edit: It’s been a lot longer than 4 hours

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u/everyrest Oklahoma Sooners • Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '26

you are my mortal enemy.

19

u/DannkneeFrench Michigan • Washington State Sep 12 '26

Family reunions will be great when your son marries his daughter.

9

u/SharkWeekMomFuckers /r/CFB Sep 12 '26

A Michigan State and TAMU grad, respectively

29

u/PenisTip469 Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

😂 seeing your flairs and seeing you meet virtually gave me a chuckle. Like long lost twins

22

u/Crime_Dawg Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

Dante and Vergil shit

19

u/itsyorboy Florida Gators Sep 12 '26

Especially on the day that Texas plays Ohio State and Oklahoma plays Michigan! Not even the normal hate week but all the hate nonetheless!

5

u/Metro29993 Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

I like it better this way tbh, less stress but more enjoyment

6

u/everyrest Oklahoma Sooners • Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '26

long lost evil twins😂

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u/InfamousSearch6335 Sep 12 '26

You have a straight up evil flair combination.

53

u/GooGooMukk Ohio State Buckeyes • UMass Minutemen Sep 12 '26

And yours is curiously absent

12

u/everyrest Oklahoma Sooners • Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '26

evil but not happy!

6

u/linmre Michigan Wolverines • Oklahoma Sooners Sep 12 '26

I'm not sure how to feel about either of you

4

u/everyrest Oklahoma Sooners • Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '26

an enemy of an enemy is a friend…? 😆

1

u/Vedeynevin Michigan Wolverines • Oklahoma Sooners Sep 13 '26

Exactly what i was thinking, lol

3

u/anonymous_otter28 Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Damn. Y'all need to meet highlander style.

4

u/IReviewFakeAlbums Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

Now kiss

2

u/slimdell Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

You disgust me

2

u/Slendyla_IV Oklahoma Sooners Sep 12 '26

At least one of your flairs wins championships.

2

u/everyrest Oklahoma Sooners • Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '26

luckily thats the one i was raised on… im new to this oklahoma disappointment

2

u/Slendyla_IV Oklahoma Sooners Sep 13 '26

I was 6 when we won our ship.

The good ol days.

2

u/swellfie Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '26

Holy shit lol, I love this subreddit so much

122

u/problematic_glasses Michigan Wolverines • NBC Sep 12 '26

may you have more to feast on later this evening

30

u/Metro29993 Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

🙏🏽🙏🏽

3

u/StrikeouTX Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

LFG!

2

u/dub47 Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Sep 12 '26

Your flairs…

6

u/problematic_glasses Michigan Wolverines • NBC Sep 12 '26

what about them?

5

u/idroled Florida Gators • Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

We support and salute you

4

u/say_meh_i_downvote Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

Man this has the chance to be an S tier sports day for you.

3

u/Metro29993 Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

And now it is

2

u/say_meh_i_downvote Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Hell yeah!!

3

u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Oh boy. If Texas pulls of the win tonight, could be an all time day for you.

4

u/Metro29993 Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

From your lips to God’s ears brother

5

u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Bro, what a god damn day for you...

3

u/Metro29993 Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Arch is my lord and savior

6

u/sasquatchinheat Michigan • Slippery Rock Sep 12 '26

Oh I’m hoping you have a real good day

2

u/Aaron90495 Michigan Wolverines • Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Hello my reversed friend 😌

2

u/kenziethemom Michigan Wolverines • Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Hey twin

2

u/Metro29993 Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

How we feeling?

1

u/kenziethemom Michigan Wolverines • Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Words cannot describe my joy

2

u/RagingPenguin4 Texas Longhorns • Team Chaos Sep 13 '26

Boy if only you knew when you wrote this what was coming...

3

u/MinimalPotential Michigan Wolverines • Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Same, flair brother.

1

u/LonghornInNebraska Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

1 more game to go

1

u/moochs Michigan Wolverines • Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

My brother

1

u/HuddyBuddyGreatness Michigan Wolverines • Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Me too brother

1

u/Groove_Panda Michigan Wolverines • Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Hello friend

1

u/ninjas_in_my_pants Notre Dame • Missouri Sep 13 '26

Nom nom, bitches.

1

u/MrMegiddo Texas Longhorns • TCU Horned Frogs Sep 12 '26

I envy the erection you must have right now.

1

u/The_Pandalorian Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Sep 12 '26

You know what to do next, my dude.

101

u/PM_ME_EXCEL_QUESTION Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Biggest shit eating grin on my face right now

55

u/sasquatchinheat Michigan • Slippery Rock Sep 12 '26

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

13

u/AnyoneForBosco Sep 12 '26

......NO...!

3

u/DBE113301 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 12 '26

Just stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.

2

u/Amonamission Michigan State Spartans Sep 12 '26

You eat shit for breakfast??

127

u/LiveMarionberry3694 Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Hoping we can return the favor tonight

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u/whenweriiide Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl Sep 12 '26

Inshallah

1

u/TigglyWiggly95 Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Boy do i have some news for you

2

u/LiveMarionberry3694 Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Oh I’m horned up

1

u/Jamesy983 Michigan Wolverines • Georgetown Hoyas Sep 12 '26

Rooting for yall 🫡

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u/Objective-History402 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '26

You know you're on the wrong side of the fence if you're forming an alliance with M*chigan. Go Bucks!

For the record, I think Texas takes this one. Given my sports betting history, that's bad news for you.

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Quick, place a bet on the bucks

0

u/Danp500 Michigan • Delaware Sep 12 '26

Finish the job brother

-1

u/Hincapie_Arse Sep 12 '26

You two turds deserve each other

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u/Zskillit Ohio State Buckeyes • Toledo Rockets Sep 12 '26 edited Sep 12 '26

I just hope everyone has fun and everyone stays healthy! Good luck to both teams.

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Weird response brother

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u/Zskillit Ohio State Buckeyes • Toledo Rockets Sep 12 '26 edited Sep 12 '26

Huh? I respect both teams. Its gonna be a spectacle. Im just happy it's a night game! We dont get those much as Buckeye fans.

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Oh you’re an angry little man haha

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u/Zskillit Ohio State Buckeyes • Toledo Rockets Sep 13 '26

🤘

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u/Zskillit Ohio State Buckeyes • Toledo Rockets Sep 12 '26 edited Sep 12 '26

Why are you being like this?

1

u/hd8383 Sep 12 '26

Why do you speak ill of licking butthole?

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u/Zskillit Ohio State Buckeyes • Toledo Rockets Sep 12 '26 edited Sep 12 '26

Huh?

11

u/lookglen TCU Horned Frogs Sep 12 '26

Oklahoma state eating much better

1

u/BeefInGR Western Michigan • Grand V… Sep 12 '26

Maybe not as much now

20

u/jel2184 Utah Utes • Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

We will finish the job tonight

15

u/easchner Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

There was no possible bad outcome to this game

6

u/Metro29993 Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

Agree to disagree

6

u/ATXBeermaker Texas Longhorns • Stanford Cardinal Sep 12 '26

ASU was trying their best to help make this the greatest day in recent Texas football history, until they weren’t.

3

u/pprrrrrbbbbtttt Michigan • Delaware Sep 12 '26

I hope the Texas flairs have a terrific day today

3

u/streetchemist Michigan Wolverines • Toledo Rockets Sep 12 '26

Imagine us in the post game thread if they win today

1

u/LiveMarionberry3694 Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Let it be please

1

u/-SHMOHAWK- Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Loving every second

1

u/KingRiley94 Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Yupppp

1

u/segfawlt Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Sep 12 '26

They better hold up their end of the bargain

2

u/The-Young-Lion Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

🫡

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u/segfawlt Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Sep 13 '26

🫡

1

u/existential_american Georgia Tech • Tennessee Sep 12 '26

What?!?? r/cfb said that Texas fans will be cheering for Oklahoma to win to give Michigan divine justice for cheating last week 🙀

1

u/ItsAGoodDay Texas Longhorns • Team Chaos Sep 12 '26

Texas 🤝 Michigan

1

u/killabite16 /r/CFB Sep 12 '26

I live for days like this

1

u/FlyfishingThomas Appalachian State • Texas Sep 12 '26

YOOOOOO

1

u/TigglyWiggly95 Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Feeding generations

1

u/FallenMeringue Sep 13 '26

Update: they are no longer eating good in the neighborhood