r/CFB • /r/CFB • Sep 12 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Michigan Defeats Oklahoma 17-10

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Oklahoma 0 0 7 3 10
Michigan 7 3 0 7 17
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u/TheOnePSUIsReal Penn State Nittany Lions • Team Chaos Sep 12 '26

MICHIGAN MADE US ALL LOOK LIKE FUCKIN DIPSHITS. PROPS.

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u/HateToBlastYa Michigan Wolverines • USF Bulls Sep 12 '26

You wanted Chaos, you got it.

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u/DarkSide830 Team Chaos • Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 12 '26

This pleases the flair

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u/RockerElvis Michigan Wolverines • Team Chaos Sep 13 '26

My flair is even more pleased.

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u/ndk2270 Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

It’s easy to make this sub look like dipshits

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u/force_addict Michigan Wolverines • Oregon Ducks Sep 12 '26

The hive mind will always over react.

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u/TheBlueOx Michigan Wolverines • Miami (OH) RedHawks Sep 12 '26

we should train all of our ai on it and put it into everything

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u/seoul_drift Michigan Wolverines • Uppsala Snakeheads Sep 12 '26

way ahead of you!

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u/InanimateSensation Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

They do it to themselves

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u/TheMerryMosquito Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Sep 12 '26

Michigan or r/CFB? Or both?

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u/InanimateSensation Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

This sorry ass sub

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u/Geno0wl Ohio State • Cincinnati Sep 12 '26

Yes

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u/timnotep Michigan • Wright State Sep 12 '26

You have done that yourselves!

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u/InanimateSensation Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Yeah yeah yeah. 24 hours ago it was "Oklahoma will win by 50" but now they suck because we won. Proving my point.

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u/midnightsbane04 Michigan • North Carolina Sep 12 '26

The amount of times I attempted to explain to random users/flairs why 8.3 seconds is not somehow the same as 9 seconds was disturbing. Just constant dumb comments about how "tenths of a second don't exist in CFB".

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u/Wagnerous Michigan Wolverines • Paul Bunyan Trophy Sep 12 '26

Yeah this place turns into an angry mob over nothing.

People are always just so angry over nonsense and minutia.

Really makes me question how much time I spend here lol

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u/datsyuks_deke Michigan Wolverines • Oregon Ducks Sep 12 '26

This is why I no longer am subscribed to this sorry ass place, and only visit on occasion.

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u/TheOnePSUIsReal Penn State Nittany Lions • Team Chaos Sep 13 '26

Just take absolutely nothing on here seriously.  That's what I do.

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u/ElmoTeHAzN Michigan Wolverines • Team Chaos Sep 12 '26

I mean it's /r/cfb during football season it's nothing new. 

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u/LittleChampion2024 Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

You can say that again after last week, goodness gracious

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u/LionsLoseAgain Northern Michigan • Detroit M… Sep 12 '26

I am convinced that they play better when they are the villain. The team is bipolar like the fucking green goblin

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u/HateToBlastYa Michigan Wolverines • USF Bulls Sep 12 '26

Darth Vader is literally the voice of the Big House… we embrace the dark side or we die trying.

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u/Jabberwoockie Michigan Wolverines • UMass Minutemen Sep 12 '26

Hobgoblin.

Please don’t associate us with things that are green.

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u/fskier1 Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Sep 12 '26

I think they were just looking ahead to OU tbh

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u/Red_Centauri Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

Michigan doesn’t play well in games where they are huge favorites. And they never play well in the first game, not since that loss to App State.

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u/boxman151515 Central Michigan • Michigan Sep 12 '26

r/CFB looking foolish in the big 2026? That doesn’t sound right

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u/Appropriate_Bottle44 Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

Vegas took a lot of dumb r/cfb money today. I was rooting for the house.

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u/ericaepic Harvard Crimson • Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

Lol this is either a horrible attempt at rage bait or you do actually think the Earth is flat

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u/ericaepic Harvard Crimson • Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

Im sincerely not finding the connection between

Yeah that's the point lol, you're ignoring all the evidence. That's exactly what flat Earthers do. I'm not surprised you can't make the connection

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u/ericaepic Harvard Crimson • Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

If you're genuinely asking, why do you think Michigan didn't win? Is it based solely on NBC's game clock/play footage that wasn't synced? Or something else?

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u/Fit8510 Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '26

Stop digging, man

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u/ericaepic Harvard Crimson • Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

The fact the refs asked the game clocks to be set to 9 seconds for the final play

The fact that they reset the clock to 9 seconds before the play means they were saying, "there's 9 seconds left in the game" lol

Unless you think that 0.001-0.999 seconds is displayed as 00 lol instead of 01, which would be insane. The clock displays how much time remains at each tick, so 15:00 means 15 minutes remain and the tick to 01 means 1 second remains

I've seen people point to the NCAA rule that the game clock shall not display tenths of a second as evidence that 0.001-0.999 = 00, but that's an inference because it does not say how the clock should determine what gets displayed, all it says is what it will not display

All of this is to say nothing of the fact that there are several videos from several different angles showing that there was 01 seconds on the stadium game board when the ball was caught. Not to mention that the play was very clearly under 9 seconds

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u/AssManKramerCosmo Michigan Wolverines • UCLA Bruins Sep 12 '26

Oh honey.

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u/AssManKramerCosmo Michigan Wolverines • UCLA Bruins Sep 12 '26

Oh honey.

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u/AssManKramerCosmo Michigan Wolverines • UCLA Bruins Sep 12 '26

Oh honey.

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u/boxman151515 Central Michigan • Michigan Sep 12 '26

You’re mistaken my friend. Michigan won last week. And then they won again today. They’re 2-0!

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u/boxman151515 Central Michigan • Michigan Sep 12 '26

Oh no rival fans don’t respect a team I root for, however will I sleep

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u/boxman151515 Central Michigan • Michigan Sep 12 '26

Idk man last I checked the team with more points at the end of the game is the team that won. Sorry NBC didn’t sync its clocks properly!

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u/midnightsbane04 Michigan • North Carolina Sep 12 '26

Not to burst your troll bubble, but literally nobody outside of this sub acts like there's any sort of asterisk. Haters love to claim that Stalions was the only reason Michigan was winning but then just completely ignores how they still beat every single tough opponent after the scandal hit. Turns out that team didn't need signs to beat Bama or Washington either, must be why the CFP and every ruling body in the sport didn't say otherwise.

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u/Konig19254 Michigan Wolverines • Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '26

What? Like it's hard?

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u/gowingsgo Michigan • Hawai'i Sep 12 '26

It feels good after the abuse last week.

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u/The_Pandalorian Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Sep 12 '26

GIVE YOURSELF SOME CREDIT, Y'ALL ALREADY HAD THE RESEMBLANCE BEFORE TODAY'S GAME

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u/PM_ME_UR_SEGFAULT Michigan • Michigan State Sep 12 '26

that's a low bar, champ

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u/Chemical_Willow5415 Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Are we sure it’s not 0U’s fault?

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u/philfrysluckypants Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

Doing the lords work

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u/naruda1969 Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

This comment is too low.

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u/rvasko3 Michigan Wolverines • Toledo Rockets Sep 12 '26

Joke's on you. They've been doing it to us for decades.

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u/bigbluethunder Iowa Hawkeyes • Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

No, Oklahoma did. Michigan did not look that good either, except their DL. Even there I think the OL for Oklahoma very bad. 

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u/nomo25 Michigan • Bowling Green Sep 12 '26

WE WON FUCKER SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE W

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u/MattPatriciasFUPA Michigan • Summertime Lover Sep 12 '26

If you aren't winning every game by 70 why even play

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u/Johnnymac98 Michigan Wolverines • Duke Blue Devils Sep 12 '26

You have to actively be trying to be miserable

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u/bigbluethunder Iowa Hawkeyes • Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

Nah I’m just used to watching teams completely kneecapped by bad offenses and can identify one when I see one

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u/bleachinjection Michigan Wolverines • Albion Britons Sep 12 '26

Shut up

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u/boxman151515 Central Michigan • Michigan Sep 12 '26

Shut the fuck up and enjoy the win jfc

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u/SamEyeAm2020 Ohio State Buckeyes • Team Chaos Sep 12 '26

They can only play well when there's controversy and scandal

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u/boxman151515 Central Michigan • Michigan Sep 12 '26

Ohio State University, famously an institution that serves as a paragon of virtue

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u/Fit8510 Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '26

Like Urban Meyer, who Ohio State literally hired to teach an class on ethics.