r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Michigan Defeats Oklahoma 17-10

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Oklahoma 0 0 7 3 10
Michigan 7 3 0 7 17
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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Sep 12 '26

Hey Mateer, time for LinkedIn buddy

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u/entenduintransit Michigan Wolverines • Syracuse Orange Sep 12 '26

can't wait to get my next home and auto quote from THE John Mateer

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u/potterpockets Ohio State Buckeyes • Sickos Sep 12 '26

THE

Youll be hearing from our lawyers 

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u/MddlingAges Syracuse Orange Sep 12 '26

THE lawyers.

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u/entenduintransit Michigan Wolverines • Syracuse Orange Sep 12 '26

lmao I appreciate you

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u/snidemarque Texas A&M Aggies • Team Chaos Sep 12 '26

Wait a minute…

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u/ArbitraryOrder Michigan Wolverines • Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 12 '26

You can send it to the Palace on the Prairie

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u/Unabridgedversion82 Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

Arguing against Michigan lawyers is a bold choice, Cotton....

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u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

TV camera pans across the Law Quad for the 400th time this broadcast

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u/oreomaster420 Oregon State Beavers Sep 12 '26

Like the ones who attended the school (not scared of them!) Or the ones the epstein supporter funds for u guys (very scary!)?

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u/1967GMCkid Michigan Wolverines • Kentucky Wildcats Sep 12 '26

Classic! Hahahaha!

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u/Ivegotabadname Sep 12 '26

No flair. UofM fan here. God I missed football

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u/joseph_grizzly Sep 12 '26 edited Sep 12 '26

When the HEAT is on, it's time to call MATEER HEAT AND AIR!!

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u/entenduintransit Michigan Wolverines • Syracuse Orange Sep 12 '26

We promise when we're done, you'll give your new HVAC system a big THUMBS UP!

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u/T-Revolution Oklahoma Sooners Sep 12 '26

As an insurance agent, this hurts

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u/Fuzzy_dunloped Iowa Hawkeyes Sep 12 '26

I'd love to here about people who bought cars or insurance from former cfb stars but I've never seen one.

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u/entenduintransit Michigan Wolverines • Syracuse Orange Sep 12 '26

An acquaintance of mine that moved to Idaho after college actually got his State Farm policy re-assigned to Ian Johnson after his original agent left the company!

He mentioned it didn't last that long and he switched insurance providers because State Farm sucks, but being able to say he was his insurance agent was almost enough to keep him there. He said he never actually talked to him because the only couple times he called his office he just reached one of the clerks lol

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u/Fuzzy_dunloped Iowa Hawkeyes Sep 12 '26

Yeah, that was kinda my point. They're never in person

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u/Fuzzy_dunloped Iowa Hawkeyes Sep 13 '26

That's a different conversation

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u/Lord_Lava_Nugget Georgia Bulldogs • Miami Hurricanes Sep 12 '26

Put the fries in the bag Mateer

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u/MattPatriciasFUPA Michigan • Summertime Lover Sep 12 '26

Gonna miss the bag then get hurt cleaning them up

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u/dimmyfarm /r/CFB Donor • Sickos Sep 12 '26

Imagine how good of a McDonald's worker he would be if he didn't get hurt!

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u/Jecht315 Michigan Wolverines • EKU Colonels Sep 12 '26

He's still recovering from his injury. Leave him alone

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u/Shapes319 Sep 12 '26

helmet flies off

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u/DarknMean Louisville Cardinals Sep 12 '26

OU just needs another second.

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u/Limp_Relationship_54 Miami Hurricanes Sep 12 '26

I remember wanting him to play for Miami more than anything. Man is it a good thing they don’t pay my dumb ass to give any input.

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u/abnormaldischarge Transfer Portal Sep 12 '26

They sailed over the bag

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u/Enbyhime Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Aviation mechanic

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u/iori9999 Michigan • Florida State Sep 12 '26

Did not have a good game but our defense was getting to him constantly. Scouts are still slobbing over him and still think he's a top 20 pick

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u/Individual_Holiday_9 Sep 12 '26

O line didn’t do him any favors today. Those holds were brutal and Michigan had him on the run constantly

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u/ThatPlayWasAwful TCNJ Lions • Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Post of the reason for the holds was the receivers couldn't get open.  Michigan won in coverage too.

Rocky Beers is a beast though

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u/intrevorted Ohio State Buckeyes • Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

"Open to work"

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u/Sandslasher1 Sep 12 '26

John Mid-Tier

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u/churnate Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '26

He’ll take his NIL to r/wallsteeetbets

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u/chipotlefordinner Sep 12 '26

Going to make one hell of a PE teacher

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u/Jecht315 Michigan Wolverines • EKU Colonels Sep 12 '26

But he's an early favorite for Heisman....

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u/UncleArgyle38 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '26

Going pro in something other than sports.

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u/visualvice USC Trojans • Big Ten Sep 12 '26

If only he had Lincoln

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u/skippy_smooth California Golden Bears • MAC Sep 12 '26

You had one job!

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u/Thurm0hi4 Oklahoma Sooners Sep 12 '26 edited Sep 12 '26

Didn't you hear, he got yoked over the Off-season not to help with football related things but for his aspirating modeling career.

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u/digbug0 Washington Huskies • Amherst Mammoths Sep 12 '26

Once a Wazzu QB, always a Wazzu QB

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u/AKAD11 Washington State • Santa Monica Sep 13 '26

Pretty sure he beat you guys

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u/per-severance Miami Hurricanes • Team Meteor Sep 12 '26

get ready to learn Chinese, Mateer

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u/IvankasFutureHusband Arizona State Sun Devils Sep 12 '26

LinkedIn financial field

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u/Ashamed_Motor6011 Harvard Crimson • Billable Hours Sep 12 '26

Just put the fries in the bag

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u/omahusker Nebraska Cornhuskers • Paper Bag Sep 12 '26

The guy Joel klatt has been sucking off for 2 years?! No way

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u/Puzzleheaded_Talk564 Sep 12 '26

He'll make a great insurance salesman!

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u/itsepikk Sep 12 '26

Low iq comment. Perhaps, just maybe, Michigan's defense is actually just elite? Wait no, Michigan is supposed to suck so we can't give them credit.

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u/RoyalPresentation841 Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

You haven’t watched enough of him to realize he’s not very good. He missed several throws and played terribly. Michigan did a great job on defense, but Mateer is not good. I hope OU gives him a legitimate shot to prove himself for the rest of the season.

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u/BaconSpinachPancakes Houston Cougars • Oklahoma Sooners Sep 12 '26

Elijah Thomas was wide open on the last drive for a TD and he throws it to Beers who has 2 men on him. He needs to be Benched. If you need someone to scramble in dire situations he may be your guy, but he almost might throw a pick 6

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u/malcalyptus Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

As long as they don’t have a Caleb Williams who will come in for the second half against Texas…

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u/RoyalPresentation841 Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

Flair up, coward.

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u/BobStoops401K Oklahoma Sooners Sep 12 '26

Exactly. Michigan defense was good but Mateer is also dumb. Brother you cannot take a fucking sack with no timeouts left. So many easy overthrows. He has plenty of weapons this year but he can't complete passes

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u/RoyalPresentation841 Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26

He can absolutely take that sack with no timeouts left. Should he? No. But, I’m sooooooooo glad he did!

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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA Oklahoma Sooners • Houston Cougars Sep 12 '26

He sucked lol. Y'all's defense is legit but he cost us the game.

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u/InanimateSensation Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

Yeah of course he sucks now because we won