We're both football blue bloods with strong academics, a hated red O rival in a bordering state, have an in-state cultlike younger brother for a secondary rival, and have a historic but not really relevant or heated rivalry with a team that used to be a powerhouse but hasn't been for a long time. We're basically mirrors of each other
Minnesota and Arkansas. Michigan and Texas each dominate the all-time series against their respective opponent who's fallen on hard times on the field lately and hasn't won a natty since the 60's, but we have a rivalry with them nonetheless for mostly nostalgic reasons.
(I just like bringing up the comparison between us and Texas whenever I can because it's weirdly fitting.)
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u/PM_ME_EXCEL_QUESTION Texas Longhorns Sep 12 '26
You did your part, we will try to uphold ours 🫡