r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Michigan Defeats Oklahoma 17-10

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Oklahoma 0 0 7 3 10
Michigan 7 3 0 7 17
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u/entenduintransit Michigan Wolverines • Syracuse Orange Sep 12 '26

can't wait to get my next home and auto quote from THE John Mateer

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u/potterpockets Ohio State Buckeyes • Sickos Sep 12 '26

THE

Youll be hearing from our lawyers 

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u/MddlingAges Syracuse Orange Sep 12 '26

THE lawyers.

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u/entenduintransit Michigan Wolverines • Syracuse Orange Sep 12 '26

lmao I appreciate you

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u/snidemarque Texas A&M Aggies • Team Chaos Sep 12 '26

Wait a minute…

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u/ArbitraryOrder Michigan Wolverines • Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 12 '26

You can send it to the Palace on the Prairie

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u/Unabridgedversion82 Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '26

Arguing against Michigan lawyers is a bold choice, Cotton....

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u/FeltIOwedItToHim Chicago Maroons • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

TV camera pans across the Law Quad for the 400th time this broadcast

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u/oreomaster420 Oregon State Beavers Sep 12 '26

Like the ones who attended the school (not scared of them!) Or the ones the epstein supporter funds for u guys (very scary!)?

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u/1967GMCkid Michigan Wolverines • Kentucky Wildcats Sep 12 '26

Classic! Hahahaha!

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u/Ivegotabadname Sep 12 '26

No flair. UofM fan here. God I missed football

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u/joseph_grizzly Sep 12 '26 edited Sep 12 '26

When the HEAT is on, it's time to call MATEER HEAT AND AIR!!

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u/entenduintransit Michigan Wolverines • Syracuse Orange Sep 12 '26

We promise when we're done, you'll give your new HVAC system a big THUMBS UP!

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u/T-Revolution Oklahoma Sooners Sep 12 '26

As an insurance agent, this hurts

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u/Fuzzy_dunloped Iowa Hawkeyes Sep 12 '26

I'd love to here about people who bought cars or insurance from former cfb stars but I've never seen one.

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u/entenduintransit Michigan Wolverines • Syracuse Orange Sep 12 '26

An acquaintance of mine that moved to Idaho after college actually got his State Farm policy re-assigned to Ian Johnson after his original agent left the company!

He mentioned it didn't last that long and he switched insurance providers because State Farm sucks, but being able to say he was his insurance agent was almost enough to keep him there. He said he never actually talked to him because the only couple times he called his office he just reached one of the clerks lol

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u/Fuzzy_dunloped Iowa Hawkeyes Sep 12 '26

Yeah, that was kinda my point. They're never in person

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u/Fuzzy_dunloped Iowa Hawkeyes Sep 13 '26

That's a different conversation