r/CFB • /r/CFB • Sep 13 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Texas Defeats Ohio State 24-23

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Ohio State 10 10 3 0 23
Texas 0 3 0 21 24
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u/dudewithchronicpain Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Day not letting them score is classic af

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u/MattPatriciasFUPA Michigan • Summertime Lover Sep 13 '26

Didn't want to look soft

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u/dudewithchronicpain Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Gotta pierce the other nipple now /s

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u/-Basileus USC Trojans Sep 13 '26

You got me out here googling Ryan Day nipple

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u/GiantTurtleHat Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

lmao did you find it

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u/heyheyitsandre Michigan Wolverines • Miami (OH) RedHawks Sep 13 '26

WHERE IS LOU HOLTZ

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u/Captain_Nipples Oklahoma Sooners • Summertime Lover Sep 13 '26

Where's Lou Holtz?

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u/openSourceNotes Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Exactly how mason graham and Kenneth grant destroyed them two years ago

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u/SipJaint Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

He really thought they were gonna have an epic goal line/red zone stop like last year

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u/TroutKnuckles Michigan Wolverines • Montana Grizzlies Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

But he was so tough! Took them three plays to get in!

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u/brochaos Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

he let us walk in back in 2021 and they were down by a buttload.

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u/HotSauce2910 Washington Huskies • College Football Playoff Sep 13 '26

I don't think that's crazy though. Texas defense was looking good. Even in the first half the defense held up pretty well and only gave up 20 points because of turnovers

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u/Guson1 Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Not to mention they just went 3 and out back to back. 

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u/reserved_seating Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

I was yelling at my tv wtf they doin?

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u/Wagnerous Michigan Wolverines • Paul Bunyan Trophy Sep 13 '26

The funny thing is he was smart enough to let Hassan Haskins walk into the end zone in our game back in 2021... so I guess he just forgot that trick in the intervening half decade? Lol

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u/the_thinwhiteduke Auburn Tigers Sep 13 '26

worrying about what Lou Holtz would say

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u/Ghostmann24 Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game Sep 13 '26

Why didn't we just take the three and keep the domination going? 

Truly felt like our coaches were trying to keep Texas in it while our players were trying to ball out.

Like the fix probably wasn't in, our coaches just absolutely shat the bed.

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u/dudewithchronicpain Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

It was coaching ineptitude

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u/Ghostmann24 Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game Sep 13 '26

Probably the worst I have ever seen in any sport.

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u/TheKerj2 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

You’re an Ohio sports person, like cmon lmao, you can’t just dismiss the all time HOF worthy Browns coaching disasters like that, please have some respect

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u/Ghostmann24 Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game Sep 13 '26

Lol fair. Don't really follow the Browns, but the Bengals are the same.  But those happen over seasons. Zach Taylor can make a bonehead call and lose a game. I have never seen him throw a 20 point lead in one quarter by one stupid decision after another. 

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u/TheKerj2 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26

Texas defense also stepped up BIG time, and I think the biggest weakness emerging is WR depth behind Smith

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u/NS-13 Michigan Wolverines • Lehigh Mountain Hawks Sep 13 '26

Yall heard it here from the horses mouth. Osu receivers are trash.

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u/openSourceNotes Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

You know he realized how fully f-ed he was when he then called a timeout after they let the whole clock run down