r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 13 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Texas Defeats Ohio State 24-23

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Ohio State 10 10 3 0 23
Texas 0 3 0 21 24
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u/kingsnap36 Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

AS AM I BROTHER AS AM I

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u/imarobotlmao Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

HEY DOCTOR, HELP I'VE BEEN GOONING FOR 4 HOURS AND I CAN'T STOP.

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u/rodolfor90 Michigan Wolverines • Águilas UACH Sep 13 '26

can i join the longhorn-wolverine gang bang as a former austinite with a longhorn wife?

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u/LiveNvanByRiver Texas Longhorns • Texas State Bobcats Sep 13 '26

Yes. Texas is your “hometown team “

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u/Wampus_Cat_ Michigan Wolverines • Kentucky Wildcats Sep 13 '26

You’ve sanded that thing right off by now. Whittled down to a nub.

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u/SentientShamrock Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

Only if he was doing a barbecue style dry rub. Proper lubrication should leave it intact albeit very sore.

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u/Skared89 Michigan • Michigan Sep 13 '26

Holy shit what a combo

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u/clduab11 Alabama Crimson Tide • UAB Blazers Sep 13 '26

Cheap awards for both of yall given this flair combination hit an absolute jackpot today

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u/DrSchwolles Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26

YES SAME