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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Texas Defeats Ohio State 24-23

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Ohio State 10 10 3 0 23
Texas 0 3 0 21 24
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u/TheOrangeFutbol USC Trojans • Tennessee Volunteers Sep 13 '26

She once hit a fan with a mic. Ticked off Holly is not to be crossed.

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u/Brad-Armpit Iowa Hawkeyes Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

That's the Iowa game we took the goalposts down against Minny in the old dome. 

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u/the_D1CKENS Alabama • Jacksonville State Sep 13 '26

Can someone translate this sentence from "Corn" to English? I recognize all those words but not in that particular order

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u/miboyl Indiana Hoosiers • Sickos Sep 13 '26

Pretty sure it's just the word "have" should be "game", then their sentence makes sense

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u/the_D1CKENS Alabama • Jacksonville State Sep 13 '26

Yea..that makes way more sense

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u/Beautiful_Idea6200 Georgia Bulldogs • William & Mary Tribe Sep 13 '26

u/miboyl pretty much just guaranteed Indiana repeats

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u/Beautiful_Idea6200 Georgia Bulldogs • William & Mary Tribe Sep 13 '26

This is the national championship repeat level corn translation we come to r/cfb for!!!

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u/MikeinAustin Minnesota Golden Gophers • Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Minnesota was playing Iowa in the HHH Metrodome in Minneapolis on Nov 16th 2002. Iowa won 45-21. There were so many Iowa fans at the stadium (15K+) That they stormed the field and took down Minnesota's goalposts. I think they went 8-0 in the Big10.

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u/TheOrangeFutbol USC Trojans • Tennessee Volunteers Sep 13 '26

That explains a lot. I was confused as to why Iowa was wearing white at a home game, and why Kinnick looked so different

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u/screwhead1 LSU Tigers • Arkansas Razorbacks Sep 13 '26

TheysaidthatstheIowahavewetookthegoalpostsdownagainstMinnyintheolddomeyawyawfoobaw GEAUX TIGAHS...

Hope that helps!

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u/free_bawler LSU Tigers Sep 13 '26

<Ed Orgeron has entered the chat.>

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u/Beautiful_Idea6200 Georgia Bulldogs • William & Mary Tribe Sep 13 '26

I literally imagined Lane reading that in Kelly's fake bayou Ogeron accent and feel like I have transcended as I understood every word.

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u/MrBBnumber9 Michigan Wolverines • The Game Sep 13 '26

Geaux Tigas

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u/midnightsbane04 Michigan • North Carolina Sep 13 '26

Pretty sure "have" was supposed to be "game". It makes sense then.

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u/EdmondDantesInferno Sep 13 '26

Iowa won a major game against Minnesota AT Minnesota, and then the Iowa fans actually stormed the field and tore down Minnesota's goal posts. We obviously had to pay a fine for that, but it was worth it that's one of the only times I've ever heard of a visiting team celebrating so hard they tore down the home team's goal posts.

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u/clduab11 Alabama Crimson Tide • UAB Blazers Sep 13 '26

As much as I agree with you I’m pretty sure we aren’t the ones who can ask for this given our drawl 🤣

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u/the_D1CKENS Alabama • Jacksonville State Sep 13 '26

Fair enough

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u/bobbyOsullivan Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff Sep 13 '26

Holly looked at that guy like my mom used to look at me right before I did some fucking dumb shit as a kid.