r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 13 '26

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Texas Defeats Ohio State 24-23

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Ohio State 10 10 3 0 23
Texas 0 3 0 21 24
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u/naultinus Michigan Wolverines • UCLA Bruins Sep 13 '26

im sorry bro but im gonna need you to get married every weekend during football season for the rest
of time

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u/LOLteacher Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Yeah, but not like with any split-ups involved. Just schedule weekly "vow re-commitment ceremonies", or whatever they're called. ;-)

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u/PygmyGiraffesSTAT Texas Longhorns • Washington Huskies Sep 13 '26

Or just keep changing jobs every week

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u/CzarCW Texas Longhorns Sep 13 '26

Cmon longhorn alumni! We need to give this guy 16 job offers per year!

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u/NotActuallyMeta Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Sep 13 '26

I think we just figured out how UT inflates their post graduation job placement percentage