r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • 27d ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Kentucky Defeats Texas A&M 31-21

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Kentucky 0 7 21 3 31
Texas A&M 0 7 0 14 21
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u/IceColdDrPepper_Here Georgia Bulldogs • Georgia Bulldogs 27d ago

The good news is that it’s also the floor

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u/CommodoreN7 Arkansas Razorbacks • Utah Utes 27d ago

I’ll take that floor

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u/hartsbreastmilkstash Pittsburgh Panthers 27d ago

It’s linoleum and a dog named Bob pissed on it.

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u/CommodoreN7 Arkansas Razorbacks • Utah Utes 27d ago

We’ve been living on far worse

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u/suburbanpride Paper Bag • Texas A&M Aggies 27d ago

I’m a simple man. I see a NOFX reference, I upvote.

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u/Ascenshhhn Georgia Bulldogs 27d ago

So what?

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u/PNW_Guy33 Oregon Ducks 27d ago

So what?

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u/Responsible-Still839 Oregon Ducks 27d ago

I've got pockets full of kleenex and lint and holes

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u/nnhumn Texas Tech • UT Arlington 27d ago

where everything important to me just seems to fall right down my leg

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u/PNW_Guy33 Oregon Ducks 27d ago

And on to the floor

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u/Godawgs1009 Georgia Bulldogs 27d ago

So what? So what!

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u/Godawgs1009 Georgia Bulldogs 27d ago

I missed a so what, sorry

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u/PDGAreject Kentucky Wildcats 27d ago

Classic Bob

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u/Piglet6482 Arkansas Razorbacks 27d ago

A hog you say?

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u/wesman212 Missouri Tigers • New Mexico Lobos 27d ago

So you’re saying it’s new construction

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u/universal_cynic Texas A&M • Long Beach State 27d ago

So what? So what? I've got pockets full of Kleenex and lint and holes

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u/TimboCavo 27d ago

That’s the easiest type of floor to clean dog piss off of.

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u/Just-in-themiddle 27d ago

You got a problem with dogs named Bob?

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u/daedralordx Kentucky Wildcats • Team Chaos 27d ago

Same

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u/OhKillEm43 Auburn Tigers • Memphis Tigers 27d ago

Same

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u/randomthrowaway9796 Georgia Bulldogs 27d ago

Not with that athletic director you won't

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u/Fancy-Pie-2565 Kentucky Wildcats • WKU Hilltoppers 27d ago

This is a man who had Bobby Petrino as an interim coach last year. It doesn’t get lower

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u/FozzyBear11 Maryland • Notre Dame 27d ago

Me too!

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u/Far-Maintenance-1954 Colorado • Georgia Southern 27d ago

Man you must have had a conflicting day last week

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u/CommodoreN7 Arkansas Razorbacks • Utah Utes 27d ago

Weird game to attend. Felt conflicted every single play pretty much

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u/DueYogurt9 Washington State • Wester… 27d ago

Were you at the game in SLC last weekend?

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u/CommodoreN7 Arkansas Razorbacks • Utah Utes 27d ago

Yep

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u/DueYogurt9 Washington State • Wester… 27d ago

Who were you rooting for?

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u/CommodoreN7 Arkansas Razorbacks • Utah Utes 27d ago

Both but Utah slight lean since I went there for grad school and didn’t attend Arkansas just from there. Wore Utah gear in the stadium.

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u/BoiledFire Purdue Boilermakers 27d ago

Same

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u/ATXBeermaker Texas Longhorns • Stanford Cardinal 27d ago

Oh, it’s definitely not the floor for this group.

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u/piddydb Hateful 8 • Team Chaos 27d ago

The Pittsburgh Steelers of CFB

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u/originalusername4567 Kansas Jayhawks 27d ago

A&M will test that theory this season

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u/JRad6Official North Dakota State Bison 27d ago

Steelers is that you?

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u/seductivestain Oregon Ducks 27d ago

happy Bo Pelini noises

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u/AdhesivenessVivid278 27d ago

You forgot this house has a basement