[Postgame Thread] Florida Defeats Ole Miss 52-28

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Ole Miss	0	6	15	7	28
Florida	10	7	14	21	52

[u/TheARTravelerFC]

Well, we were right, Florida -3.5 WAS a bad prediction

[u/prismatic_lights → u/TheARTravelerFC]

Turns out the “good drugs” in question were cognition boosters

[u/GatorToothNecklace → u/prismatic_lights]

The spice is flowing

[u/f0gax → u/GatorToothNecklace]

Jon Muad'Dib

[u/itsyorboy → u/prismatic_lights]

Adderall

[u/C0812 → u/TheARTravelerFC]

They were actually trying to say the spread was 3.5 TDs but we all misinterpreted

[u/Efficient_Depth_8414 → u/C0812]

Boo-urns

[u/chaser676 → u/TheARTravelerFC]

WE GOT KILLED AGFGGGHHF

[u/FlyingRyan87 → u/chaser676]

When we beat Tebow he went deep into the Florida swamps and found a gypsy lady in a hut. There he traded some of his virgin blood to be able to cast a curse on ole miss. That curse was Florida would always be there to fuck ole miss over somehow. That curse suppose to last 50 years or when Tebow loses his virginity.

[u/ShillinTheVillain → u/FlyingRyan87]

Once again, we remind you that Cinnamon is a dancer, not a gypsy. Although calling Café Risque a hut in the swamps is accurate.

[u/findallthebears → u/ShillinTheVillain]

Fucking got me with the last bit

[u/TroyMcCluresGoldfish → u/ShillinTheVillain]

Accurate on Café Risque 🤣

[u/onrocketfalls → u/ShillinTheVillain]

I wish it was in a swamp so that instead of racing someone back to Gainesville on I-75 and destroying the clutch of my 2006 Ford Focus ZX3 (rest in piss) I had to stop for an alligator or something

Funny enough, the only reason I went that night is because Ole Miss had won a game that night and my cousin, who was an Ole Miss fan and my roommate, really really wanted to go but had no car. I think it was 2018 when they beat Arkansas? Maybe?

[u/Mister-Beardy-Face → u/FlyingRyan87]

It wasn’t so bad when you only had to play us every 7 years or so

[u/MyUshanka → u/FlyingRyan87]

So, 50 years.

[u/emcee_cubed → u/FlyingRyan87]

He’s married and he has a kid (presumably the old fashioned way!)

[u/DoggedDoggystyle → u/FlyingRyan87]

He’s married lol so shouldn’t you be all set then?

[u/banjocoyote → u/FlyingRyan87]

Ole Miss fan would use a slur lmfao

[u/EpicMealTimeBitches → u/banjocoyote]

Too soft, grow up.

[u/banjocoyote → u/EpicMealTimeBitches]

Sure thing epicmealtime lmfao, fuckin loser

[u/ultimate_placeholder → u/chaser676]

Pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain

[u/urmumlol9 → u/TheARTravelerFC]

It was actually Florida -3.5 touchdowns

[u/Chicago_Blackhawks → u/TheARTravelerFC]

Vegas always knows

[u/jwktiger → u/TheARTravelerFC]

I said in the game thread, VEGAS knew something was up and I picked Florida B/c of that.

[u/philphan25 → u/TheARTravelerFC]

The letdown coming off Lane Bowl was palpable

[u/Julian-Archer → u/TheARTravelerFC]

Texas and Georgia are gonna absolutely demolish the Gators. Theyre not that good. Ole Miss is just worse. The school isn’t even the best in Florida (State is). Terrible city as well btw. I mean this game is just high school level. Crowd going nuts for nothing. 🤦

[u/BillyBobChorton → u/Julian-Archer]

If ole miss is so bad, how bad is Louisville and Clemson 

[u/findallthebears → u/Julian-Archer]

You had me in the first half.

Florida State is better than UM or UF? Or UCF? Or FAU?

Fuck it, pick a Florida team you’re 100% sure that FSU can’t lose to. I’ll wait.

[u/Dewnami → u/Julian-Archer]

This has to be a troll. Nobody can be this ignorant.