r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • 13d ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Missouri Defeats Florida 45-17

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Florida 3 7 0 7 17
Missouri 3 17 10 15 45
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u/Accomplished_Map1535 Miami Hurricanes 13d ago

So Ole miss beat LSU and lost their hangover game against Florida, who lost their hangover game to Missouri. I think the SEC might have a drinking problem

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u/Potars Georgia Bulldogs • Georgia Bulldogs 13d ago

Wisconsin to the SEC?

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u/Ohwhat_anight Ohio State Buckeyes • Sickos 13d ago

lol if you think people from Wisconsin get hangovers.

They'd have to get sober to do that.

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u/anonymous_otter28 Texas Longhorns 13d ago

How drunk was Tony Romo?

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u/HuevosProfundos Georgia • Colorado State 13d ago

Yep

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u/CPTBenjaminWillard Nebraska Cornhuskers 13d ago

Going to church drunk

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u/PLEASE-USE-PFKEYS Purdue • Boston College 13d ago

Guys will see this comment and just think "hell yeah"

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u/SpaceTimeMorph Georgia Bulldogs 13d ago

I can confirm, people from Wisconsin never really stop drinking. I think it’s the farm subsidy money.

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u/Eluvita Florida Gators 13d ago

Been here for a decade - can confirm this statement.

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u/miversen33 Iowa Hawkeyes • /r/CFB Bug Finder 13d ago

If drinking is the game, Wisconsin will win the natty sober while everyone else is blacked out

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u/jwktiger Missouri Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers 13d ago

I'll allow it.

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u/Beautiful_Idea6200 Georgia Bulldogs • William & Mary Tribe 13d ago

South of the border, and somewhat east. Rubber stamp this shit! I'd honestly love to go to a game there!

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u/CLSmith15 Alabama Crimson Tide 13d ago

"Hello, Vegas? I'd like to place a large wager on *checks next week's schedule* Texas A&...actually never mind".

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u/SirTiffAlot Missouri Tigers 13d ago

I don't think Drink has ever beaten them fwiw

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u/rothbard_anarchist Missouri Tigers • WashU Bears 13d ago

Which is a shame, because when Pinkel was Mizzou's coach, we called Kyle Field "Faurot South."

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u/Steve_Nash_The_Goat Texas Longhorns 13d ago

I'm on board for this continuing because it would mean Missouri loses to A&M and then A&M losing to Citadel

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u/wowthisislong Texas A&M Aggies • Kansas State Wildcats 13d ago

I could see it.

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u/Cador0223 Ole Miss Rebels 13d ago

Nah, Missouri hosts, so the hangover road game streak ends here.

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u/Healthy-Marsupial714 Oklahoma Sooners 13d ago

And us getting blown out by Georgia was just the hangover game after we beat... uhh... New Mexico...

By 8 points

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u/MoundsEnthusiast Missouri Tigers 13d ago

I know I do tonight

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u/chrispepper10 Miami Hurricanes 13d ago

So you're saying Georgia beats Bama next week and then loses to Auburn the week after?

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u/BarksAtChildren Georgia Bulldogs 13d ago

Bark

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u/BeeBuzzin Missouri Tigers 13d ago

I’m gonna have a hangover tomorrow so you might be right

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u/im_ploopy Texas A&M Aggies 13d ago

We play who next??

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u/PartialCred4WrongAns Georgia Bulldogs 13d ago

That ain't no reason to stop!

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u/SparseSpartan Michigan State Spartans 13d ago

I'd love to just see this domino through the rest of the season. Hopefully Mizzou loses next week and the winner loses the following week.

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u/Billquisha Florida State • NC State 13d ago

Is SEC just ACC in a trenchcoat? People are saying