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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Kentucky Defeats LSU 35-34

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LSU 10 7 3 7 7
Kentucky 7 14 0 6 8
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u/MaestroTobasco Notre Dame • West Virginia 6d ago

Think of how much money the State of Louisiana could have spent on private prisons instead of wasting it on 8-4 football teams.

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u/BuzzKillington77 Northwestern Wildcats 6d ago

Think of all the grenade launchers their police could have gotten

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u/onrocketfalls Florida Gators • Sickos 6d ago

So many MRAPs!

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u/AllGarbage Arizona State • Pac-12 Gone Dark 6d ago

That could’ve subsidized dozens of drive-through daiquiri shops.

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u/UpstairsPresent2304 5d ago

ok but unlike prisons and lsu coaches those are actually worth the investment.

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u/TipDril 6d ago

The drinks on Bourbon Street, right ?

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u/Ok_Inflation_7575 Alabama • Georgia Tech 6d ago

They’ll make up for it by ticketing more people driving through the shithole state to get to Texas

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u/BigInSheboyganGus Northwestern Wildcats 6h ago

Think of all the beignets those departments could have bought.

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u/AwesomeAndy Florida Gators 6d ago

With this context, I think they should fire Lane and buy another coach

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u/khanfusion LSU Tigers 6d ago

Maybe Coach O will rematerialize and not be crazy. Like literal time traveling Coach O from 2013.

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u/huskersax Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair Tr… 6d ago

Don't sell them short, they can do both.

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u/youractualaccount 6d ago

There’s always something waiting to be embezzled!

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u/huskersax Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair Tr… 6d ago

username checks out

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u/PoopittyPoop20 Indiana Hoosiers 6d ago

Depending on how you feel about Miss. State, there may be four more losses on that schedule.

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u/Cal_858 California • San Diego State 6d ago

We can only hope

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u/beige_man Iowa State • Ohio State 6d ago

That kind of money is transformational for a school. They could given one of LSU's schools a major boost for that amount.

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u/Cal_858 California • San Diego State 6d ago

People aren’t born in Louisiana to play school

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u/BobbyTables829 Arkansas Razorbacks 6d ago

Not so fun fact: Louisiana only has one, gigantic maximum security prison, named Angola. The thought of that place scares me and I've never even been to Louisiana.

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u/jzorbino Ole Miss Rebels • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 6d ago

They dropped off slightly (I think Oklahoma is #1 now) but up until a few years ago Louisiana jailed a higher % of its population than anywhere else on earth, even more than the Middle East or North Korea

https://www.npr.org/2012/06/05/154352977/how-louisiana-became-the-worlds-prison-capital

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u/Trujiogriz Maryland Terrapins • Navy Midshipmen 6d ago

Pathetic

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u/Domecoming 6d ago

Documentaries on Angola kept me out of jail/prison growing up in NOLA/Slidell. Probably a lot of luck as well, if I'm being honest. That place has frightened me my entire life from pre-internet smartphone era 80s to whatever we're in now. The stuff of nightmares.

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u/tribe171 Ohio State Buckeyes 6d ago

Sounds like it served its purpose.

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u/jdptechnc NC State Wolfpack • Team Chaos 6d ago

You could have gotten Dave Doeren for a song and called it a day and had the same results

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u/JoseDonkeyShow LSU Tigers 6d ago

To be fair the saints are probably gonna finish 6-10

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u/MoreLemonJuice Auburn Tigers 6d ago

Prisons?

What about education, improved roads, healthcare, and job growth?

Louisiana needs help in ALL of those - and more.

But no, they burn money on football.

Pathetic.

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u/sushirolldeleter USC Trojans • Paper Bag 6d ago

Whoa that’s socialism they definitely cannot have any of that shit.

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u/Johnny90 Alabama Crimson Tide 6d ago

Does the state pay the buyouts and not the university?

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u/naph Maryland Terrapins • Sickos 6d ago

This comment is probably the best Notre Dame-related contribution to college football that exists. Poetry. No notes.

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u/Realistic-Notice9659 6d ago

Pitt fan 🤝 wvu fan

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u/Sourwoods 6d ago

Louisiana might actually be livable if they used it for private prisons and filled them up.

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u/aboriginal_sin Iowa Hawkeyes • Puget Sound Loggers 6d ago

Louisiana has the highest incarceration rate in the country, almost twice the national average and more than four times the rate of Massachusetts.

And speaking of American freedom, Louisiana imprisons its residents at a rate seven times that of communist China and more than five times Putin's Russia.

Louisiana would be much more liveable if it put those prison funds into education, housing, healthcare, and job training programs. But that wouldn't make private prison CEOs ultra-wealthy on the slave labor of imprisoned American citizens.

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u/tribe171 Ohio State Buckeyes 6d ago

Louisiana would be much more liveable if it put those prison funds into education, housing, healthcare, and job training programs. 

America is $40 trillion in debt because of social service pending. The amount of debt we've accrued paying for healthcare, education, food, and housing is so much that just the interest payments on the debt is more than the defense budget.

The idea that any region or demographic in America performs poorly because of a lack of financial investment is preposterous. The government spends more than $20K per year on each public school pupil.

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u/GumboDiplomacy LSU Tigers 6d ago

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u/aboriginal_sin Iowa Hawkeyes • Puget Sound Loggers 6d ago

Not exactly true -- check out LaSalle Corrections, a for-profit prison company that contracts with local parishes and sheriffs to jail inmates, and also contracts with Department of Corrections to house people sentenced on felonies. It has its own facilities and also manages state assets for profit.

And then there's GEO Group, which has a huge for-profit presence in Louisiana black holing immigrants for ICE.

Either way, my larger point remains about the draconian incarceration rates in Louisiana. When it isn't the private CEOs getting rich, it's the state contracting out prison labor to undercut costs of paying wage workers.