[Postgame Thread] Appalachian State Defeats Coastal Carolina 35-32

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Appalachian State	14	0	14	7	35
Coastal Carolina	7	17	0	8	32

[u/wseanwilson]

Nobody beats us 5 times in a row!! except the teams that have

[u/ArmiinTamzarian → u/wseanwilson]

You know who hasn't? Michigan😎

[u/sneakypenguin94 → u/ArmiinTamzarian]

1-1 there if they’d like to schedule

[u/Spirited-Collar-7960 → u/sneakypenguin94]

Not . . . currently

[u/ClaudeLemieux → u/Spirited-Collar-7960]

Idk app is pretty bad too

[u/sneakypenguin94 → u/ClaudeLemieux]

Yeah to be fair it would be a pretty easy win nowadays lol not the same era

[u/Always_Chubb-y → u/wseanwilson]

How very Penn State of you

[u/BackgroundChampion]

Hasslebeck looked really good in relief, but I don't think we can expect the QB to lead the team in rushing and keep him on the field.

[u/Betta_Check_Yosef → u/BackgroundChampion]

I've seen it work for us before. Hell, we retired that guy's number

[u/BackgroundChampion → u/Betta_Check_Yosef]

Hard to have lightning strike twice.

EDIT: "That guy" would have never been at App for more than one season in the current CFB environment, either.

[u/Jdudley13 → u/BackgroundChampion]

It’s kind of sad to think about, it’s going to be really hard for us to have runs like that ever again because any of those special players will just leave. He was so damn good, someone would’ve given him some money for sure

[u/SURFACE_LEVEL_EXPERT → u/Betta_Check_Yosef]

Damn this username is incredible. 10/10

[u/mufflefuffle → u/BackgroundChampion]

Wish we just let him play last week and let Singleton heal.

JMU has a good run defense, but their weak spot in their secondary. It’s gonna be much tougher if 3 can’t go.

[u/SecondHairy]

Absolutely embarrassing, 2 losses at home to our rivals…. Is the season over yet?

[u/Betta_Check_Yosef → u/SecondHairy]

Pretty much, yeah

[u/Infamous_History_827 → u/SecondHairy]

The coach needs to take accountability for the lack of points scored in the second half of games. It’s clearly not always a pure talent issue as they tend to go into halftime with leads or decent points.

[u/Condom_Breaker256 → u/Infamous_History_827]

It's either lack of adjustments or conditioning issue

Either one is bad on the coaches

[u/Infamous_Inside9172]

Ugly uniforms and blowing a 10 point lead to rivals at home. Wasting my tuition on BS

[u/Adam-Miller-02 → u/Infamous_Inside9172]

look at the positive you still have free hot dogs

[u/wseanwilson → u/Adam-Miller-02]

Something about Myrtle Beach and free wieners just feels right

[u/BackgroundChampion → u/wseanwilson]

Who doesn't love a free wiener?

[u/BIG_DICK_WHITT → u/BackgroundChampion]

My wife, apparently

[u/BackgroundChampion → u/BIG_DICK_WHITT]

Well, yeah. You're on reddit CFB threads with the rest of us. We know.

[u/JunkyardAndMutt → u/BIG_DICK_WHITT]

Um, I hate to be the one to tell you…

[u/wseanwilson → u/BIG_DICK_WHITT]

That username in Utah checks out

[u/Rice-And-Gravy → u/BIG_DICK_WHITT]

I also choose this guy’s wife

[u/iHasMagyk → u/wseanwilson]

Uh, those wieners aren’t free

[u/Betta_Check_Yosef → u/Adam-Miller-02]

And 80's music on 90's night

[u/deemerritt → u/Infamous_Inside9172]

You'll always have your education

[u/iHasMagyk → u/deemerritt]

our what now

[u/asujch → u/iHasMagyk]

You guys know how to read?

[u/iHasMagyk → u/asujch]

We can read the menu at Coop

[u/kinkyKMART → u/iHasMagyk]

What more words are there?

[u/AntGood1704 → u/Infamous_Inside9172]

Those uniforms were sweet. Idgaf

[u/SpecialistHold8052 → u/Infamous_Inside9172]

That black and teal combo they wore should count as a loss even if they won the game.

[u/landoman_107 → u/SpecialistHold8052]

What black the uniforms were white with 90s nonsense on them

[u/com-mis-er-at-ing → u/Infamous_Inside9172]

Enter the portal, EZ PZ

[u/cope4Cadillac]

Down 2 scores with under 5 minutes left and you have Coastal’s offense celebrating while the clock runs. Mind boggling how dumb some of these kids are.

[u/TheUnrulyYeti → u/cope4Cadillac]

Is it really that surprising though? The handful of top players on the roster will go transfer at the end of the season for a few hundred thousand. So of course you're going to celebrate individual plays where you have personal success. #MODERNFOOTBALL

[u/nkfish11 → u/cope4Cadillac]

Kids have always been dumb to a degree but they are dumber than ever nowadays. They don’t think they just act in the moment and never even consider future consequences.

[u/Random0925]

It makes sense Coastal was punished for the crime of wearing those jerseys.

[u/kinkyKMART → u/Random0925]

I felt like it was game over when App came out with the clean af black and yellow but we came out with……that

[u/Jyingling21]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 5 YEARS APP BEAT COASTAL

WE DID IT

[u/asujch → u/Jyingling21]

If you’d have told me this in undergrad I would have laughed. We’ve fallen so hard

[u/brometheus3 → u/asujch]

Satterfield and Drinkwitz leaving fucked us. We had it so good when we transitioned from FCS

[u/v2falls]

Couple thoughts.

- coastal entrance and game day aura/ atmosphere is straight out of a trailer park WWE watch party. Checks out. Does Chauncey have DUIs or something. All those motorcycles revving and he’s on a moped. Gotta keep that thing under 50ccs I guess

- singleton is scared to or can’t run when flushed

- hasselback should start after this but he will end up with a season ending injury if he runs like that every game. It’s what won the game but was terrifying at times. He tucks and runs with more purpose than any qb I’ve seen by App since the early 2010s but there is reason that doesn’t last. He can move/ juke like a motherfucker but will get blown up at some point.

- both apps qbs can hit dimes at times. I think Apps passing offense relies on an NFL style qb play where they rely on route to perfectly line up with the pass. If that’s disrupted it falls to shit. App only plays well in good weather.

- idk if it was coastal or apps execution but the inside running game looked good.

- coastals new turf is just as obnoxious as is has always been been but whatever bs color they went with on the new one is better than the last one.

- there was a some sort of police chase in the cemetery behind the stadium. When i heard the sirens and saw all the cops I assumed there was a meth lab fire on campus or something similar.

- im ready to get the hell out of this trailer park town and back to the good side of the boarder.

- I hope coastal goes wherever we do the hell out of this conference where the radical west and Georgia southern are hell bent on dragging us all down to obscurity. Coastal has their head on right along with maybe 3 other departments. App and Coastals ADs should have told Keith Gill to not bother coming up for the game and to get fucked. They should have locked him out.

Edit

• coastals stadium is the perfect example of what can be built when you have tbe opportunity to build at one time with ambition. Only thing is they boxed their away side in with a road and didnt set them selves up to expand their suites. They also put the broadcast booth in the attic. Overall well done stadium.

[u/believable_post → u/v2falls]

They mentioned Singletons ankle was in bad shape

[u/man_vs_ports → u/believable_post]

Yeah, he was in a boot to start the season

[u/JunkyardAndMutt]

Each team just kinda took turns playing. Ugly at times, but we’ll take it.

[u/jnoobs13]

Fuck it, start Hasslebeck against JMU

[u/SlapNuts1999 → u/jnoobs13]

I may drive across the border into West Virginia so that I can place a bet on App to win Thursday. That’s how confident I am that JMU loses on a short week

[u/Chardoggy1]

Yeah this App team is absolutely embarrassing us later this season

[u/Carolinian_Idiot]

With a choke like that, change their name back to USC-Coastal

[u/Jonjon428]

Coastal cursed themselves as soon as they put those wacky jerseys on

[u/Megalomanizac]

Beard needs to go

[u/Infamous_History_827 → u/Megalomanizac]

Even Beck was better. In the age of NIL I just don’t think Coastal will be able to survive 1-2 straight bad hires. They will also likely lose their QB and kicker to P4 next year. Unfortunately at Coastal they don’t have the funds for back to back buyouts so Beard is here to stay for a bit

[u/SecondHairy → u/Infamous_History_827]

I think you’ve nailed Coastal’s issue. We want a great team, but we don’t have the money.

[u/Megalomanizac → u/SecondHairy]

Money isn’t the issue. This is a competitive team that’s coached poorly.

[u/Megalomanizac → u/Infamous_History_827]

Deuce isn’t very good anyways

[u/someUSCfan]

Hell yeah Dowell Loggains

[u/woopwup → u/someUSCfan]

Dowell has no clue what he’s doing. If he did Hasselbeck would’ve torn up ODU. He’s stuck on getting his big transfers the ball

[u/emeraldempirehd8]

Coastal needs some new threads

[u/Frosty-Tiger-85]

Everytime I see a Coastal game where they wear the teal lids, they lose. 🙄

[u/woopwup]

The devil still dances

[u/KingBroly]

App State back to their old tricks I see.

Never a dull moment.

[u/Juhbellz]

I had night sweats

[u/Agile_Land_9951]

The real ASU

[u/DntTazeMeBro]

Finally! The curse is broken! Whoever hired a witchdoctor, wise mountain woman, or Etsy witch, THANK YOU!!!

[u/RukiMotomiya]

This made me realize Matt Hasselbeck's son is in college football now, I hope he does well. I really enjoyed watching him back in the day.

[u/Adam-Miller-02]

this game > Michigan 2007

[u/RamblinWreckGT → u/Adam-Miller-02]

Lol no