r/ItemShop • u/CommissionJumpy3220 • Feb 23 '26

Porcupine suit

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+5 defense, - 5 agility, big chance you can talk to Porcupines or any mammal in its family, small chance you can talk to any other animal

582 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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53

u/jbyrdab Feb 23 '26

You confront the Starman Deluxe!

1

u/Saucy-Mustard Feb 25 '26

Made me think of Elden Ring

30

u/szigany_ Feb 23 '26

Reverse iron maiden

23

u/Yacobo2023 Feb 23 '26

Lead Bachelor

1

u/Hidden-Sky Feb 26 '26

Helium widower

2

u/Sufficient-Writer-48 Feb 24 '26

Resident evil Iron maiden (with 0 Hp regen)

15

u/Stay_at_Home_Chad Feb 23 '26

It's the Shrike!

1

u/Romino69 Feb 25 '26

Hyperion mentioned in the wild.

9

u/Chimochiiiii Feb 23 '26

Returns 40% of melee damage to monk types

5

u/One-Woodpecker-7511 Feb 23 '26

You run too close to a wooden fencepost, suddenly you can't move...you realize, you're nailed to it.

8

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

[deleted]

2

u/Pataraxia Feb 24 '26

I knew this thing was way too weird

3

u/Lio_sim Feb 23 '26

"the antisocialiser"

3

u/Lord-Dec Feb 24 '26

Imagine the clicking when you slightly bend.

3

u/Naive-Plankton5108 Feb 24 '26

This would have been a villain in power rangers

2

u/Ye3tm4n Feb 24 '26

He's not the Stig, but the Stig's spiky cousin

2

u/GreatMrUncleanOne3 Feb 26 '26

They say he doesn't go to the bathroom. Ever.

1

u/CitroHimselph Feb 24 '26

"Nooooo, I don't have any boundaries."

1

u/The_Captain_Whymzi Feb 25 '26

*Ability to move not included

1

u/Klozeitung Feb 25 '26

Uh! Uh, the light!

1

u/Weird-Ball-2342 Feb 25 '26

I know its an earthbound reference but cant prove it since i have not played it...

1

u/paperairman Feb 26 '26

Looks down gets poked in the eye.

1

u/PerfectAstronaut5998 Feb 26 '26

“your opponents take damage when attacking you, you can barely fucking move”

1

u/gigaswardblade Feb 27 '26

Thorns enchant

1

u/0neironautica Feb 27 '26

visit Vigor + 20

Definitely putting this on the healer