Jobless on a wednesday afternoon

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705]

After spending the last 3 months applying for jobs, today I decided to have a break before fuliza cuts me off at midnight leaving me fully penniless. I am surprised I still have the energy to smile despite all I have gone through. Anyways...... cheers to all you employed fuckers

Edit: u/ochic I have to shout you out man thank you for feeding me for a week. May God return more to you if I am unable to

[u/bumweezy]

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[u/Greedy_me_9910]

Unemployed aje na unakunywa high end drinks mzee

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/Greedy_me_9910]

Hii 70 bob ni my last hurrah😂😂

[u/Greedy_me_9910 → u/Ok_Comparison_5705]

Show me your ways

[u/Pale_Match_2942 → u/Greedy_me_9910]

Very greedy 😂

[u/pzumma → u/Greedy_me_9910]

Huyu mzee ni wa f0rex anatupima akili ata labda GLE iko hapo nje😂😂

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/pzumma]

GLE foot edition 2026 model😂😂

[u/AfricanAgent47 → u/Ok_Comparison_5705]

Turbocharged sio?

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/AfricanAgent47]

Maybe after kutoka kibandaski😂😂

[u/straddling-axolotl → u/AfricanAgent47]

Kuna time nili shuta nika ongeza speed ya kutembea ni feel kaa niko ndani ya GTR

[u/Ok_Memory_7155 → u/straddling-axolotl]

https://giphy.com/gifs/EPOMz9wd890Na

[u/Musili_2 → u/Ok_Comparison_5705]

Footsubishi😭😭😂💔I feel you though

[u/thatgu_yy → u/pzumma]

GLE or LEG?

[u/Greedy_me_9910 → u/pzumma]

I really hate those people... why use other people problems as your future to floss

[u/LeonHardoDickaprio → u/Greedy_me_9910]

bana. might as well have Lobster and Caviar hapo kando

[u/ochic]

Hang in there. I remember my getaway during jobless working days used to be FIFA and weed but it eventually got better.
DM nikishukie Jug ingine

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/ochic]

Mimi fifa imekua above budget sahii🫠

https://giphy.com/gifs/bsWDUSFUmJCOk

[u/Icy_Chest_974 → u/ochic]

Jug ni how much

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/Icy_Chest_974]

Jug ni 200

[u/sukari_ya_wamama]

Heri nyinyi unemployed 😂🫴leo ni end month na me ndo nko na deni ya bossy😭😭😭

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/sukari_ya_wamama]

Mpee sukaru ya wamama😂😂

[u/sukari_ya_wamama → u/Ok_Comparison_5705]

He's a he

[u/Pale_Match_2942 → u/sukari_ya_wamama]

😂 Organizations and other dramas..

[u/RadioActive_Sunshine → u/sukari_ya_wamama]

Ha ha! Kuna rock bottom alafu kuna wewe

[u/AtKatuni → u/sukari_ya_wamama]

😂😂😂😂😂

[u/sukari_ya_wamama → u/AtKatuni]

That's so diabolical 😂hufai kunicheka hvo sana

[u/AtKatuni → u/sukari_ya_wamama]

si ata wewe umejicheka😂😂😂😂

[u/un3nding]

unemployment imekua hatari pande hii

how do you manage?

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/un3nding]

What keeps me pushing is that I have been here before and I made it out.... this time is no different itapita tu

[u/un3nding → u/Ok_Comparison_5705]

got myself here intentionally and it's no longer funny 😭

[u/KimcHIZIAN → u/un3nding]

I also quit kazi ya 17 saa hii nimesota

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/KimcHIZIAN]

Yooo we need a support group😂😂

[u/Worried-Fly3682 → u/Ok_Comparison_5705]

Si mnichangie za kulipa graduation aki wadau.Deadline iko almost.6500🙏

[u/un3nding → u/KimcHIZIAN]

let's keep applying since sioni options

[u/Speedy_Nucho → u/un3nding]

😅

[u/Accurate_Database574]

Alcohol is so evil even when you are unemployed it will find money for itself 😅

[u/Odd-Law-5138 → u/Accurate_Database574]

Alcohol isn't evil, neither is the drinker. It's a coping mechanism. So many n!ggas out here would be dead of depression and type Shi, if it wasn't for drugs and alcohol.

Have some little empathy.

[u/Accurate_Database574 → u/Odd-Law-5138]

The emoji at the end should have shown you the comment is sarcastic. Have some little humor, it lightens depressive moods

[u/Odd-Law-5138 → u/Accurate_Database574]

Nothing funny about unemployment. Very suicidal territory especially for a man. Your whole worth is tide to the depths of your pocket. You are as good as castrated walking around unemployed.

[u/Kifarudeh → u/Odd-Law-5138]

word

[u/Accurate_Database574 → u/Odd-Law-5138]

I know, spent 7 years unemployed. You should not feel the need to lecture every stranger who comments on Reddit

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/[deleted]]

I see you know the culture

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[u/G_Essaypro]

Weka till niongeze jug ingine

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/G_Essaypro]

Jug moja imenitosha. Maybe unisort ya bundles za kuapply job.

[u/StatisticianOk3104 → u/Ok_Comparison_5705]

Send amount for bundles, I’ll sort you out.

[u/StatisticianOk3104 → u/StatisticianOk3104]

🤝

[u/kvictor87]

When unemployed we always find ourselves in such predicaments. I hope things will get better.

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/kvictor87]

They have to, it cant be any worse from here

[u/Desperate_Vanilla349]

If you can go back home, please do. There are those that have no parents or home to go back to. If you can, go back home. There is no shame in it.

[u/Recent_Gur6214]

Unemployed inafaa kuwa unakunywa chang'aa ya 20 bob😂

[u/YESS_ITSS_MEE]

Probably kuna German machine parking lot ukisip

[u/Alternative-Deer2611]

Me too man but I don’t regret I’m rock bottom saa hii lakini lazma kujituma

[u/AgRagnar254]

😂one word CODM

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/AgRagnar254]

Codm??

[u/stillstoicstark → u/Ok_Comparison_5705]

Call of Duty Mobile.

[u/imaginary_salt1]

I have a friend who told me he was unemployed and asked if I could help him find anything to do to secure meals. I asked him to go to one of the construction sites I know and he at least has something. If you are interested dm me I refer you. Mjengo is going on almost everywhere in Nairobi

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/imaginary_salt1]

I am not in nairobi

[u/thenoobulous]

Nimeku DM bro. Nataka kusaidia.

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/thenoobulous]

I have replied

[u/lostheredawg → u/thenoobulous]

Utaniokolea pia?

[u/iamdjexpresso → u/lostheredawg]

Bois wait your turn bwana

[u/lostheredawg → u/iamdjexpresso]

Alright

[u/trapcodeke]

Wednesday afternoon ama morning we mzee?

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/trapcodeke]

Sasa si ilikua saa sita😂😂

[u/Realkimani_Lemuel]

Hio drum si ni ya kupika chang'aa, uko sure Ni keg unakunywaa?

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/Realkimani_Lemuel]

Broo.... I am jobless, hata kama ni chang'aa nakunywa, kuna shida??

[u/Realkimani_Lemuel → u/Ok_Comparison_5705]

I hope upate tu job mzee hii October, pole sana mzee.

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/[deleted]]

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[u/princerpadilla]

Unemployed aje 😂😂kwn z keg umetoa wapi

[u/josefjah87]

Hiyo meza iko top

[u/kenkitt]

Fyi prepare kupigiwa simu na kcb, don't ask me how I learned that fuliza is their money

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/kenkitt]

Wajoin line ya loan apps wenye wananipigia daily

[u/Creative_Anywhere_19]

Kuna beshte yangu anaitwa martoh alikuwa Shylock kitambo aliniambia Mwea kuna Wamama.. 😂😂 Cougars yaani wewe ukuwe Cab.

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/Creative_Anywhere_19]

Hustle ni hustle piga through pass

[u/Available-Guide2808]

Aiyaiya link wapi😄

[u/1120rtr]

This time will pass bro, and amazingly God provides in such times.

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/1120rtr]

For sure.... thanks for the words

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[u/Odd-Law-5138]

What's the purpose for being alive, rest is only promised to the dead.

[u/According-Bad-6760]

chukua pipe drink from the tank😅😭 we cant be broke and sober

[u/Colloneigh]

Jobless and CIDR..lol

[u/Ok_Quarter4185]

Ingia Rodi boiz  Uongezee stamina utapata an employed baddie

[u/WeekendSpecialist153]

Tafuta mjengo sasa

[u/sonakalra4534]

I've never seen a new cup ya keg! It's bothering me

[u/tillyoumakeitt]

U jobless and you drinking this please explain to me how

[u/Kifarudeh]

I know the same exact feeling, saa izo sipping the black one drop at a time hoping msee atakurushia ki jug, jaba na tools

[u/Late_Mathematician69]

That tank as a table is the most kenyan thing i hv ever seen

[u/LearnSwahiliFast]

80 bob

[u/Naive-Condition4006]

Hapa ni joyad?

[u/max_kubai → u/Naive-Condition4006]

Joyad Friday's huwa moto 😅😅

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/Naive-Condition4006]

Joyad??? No

[u/solmart]

But jipende bro, you don’t have to take that keg manze hata kama life iko chini aje. That is worsening an already worse situation, all in all wish you all the best

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/solmart]

I am not at the daily drunkard stage. I am watching it

[u/Ok_Comparison_5705 → u/[deleted]]

We can't be bitter let them get their bag man. Good for them