r/MadeMeSmile • • 9d ago

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most wholesome thing I saw all week

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u/hygsi 9d ago

I once heard of a super hot man who dared to settle for a 7 chick but next to him she looks like a 4 but they've been married happily for 60 years. No you can't google them and no I didn't make them up for this specific comment

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u/PwanaZana 9d ago

My uncle is a 2000 year old turbosex vampire, and he married a puddle of slime 1000 years ago, and they gave birth to the entire human race.

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u/Elronbubba 9d ago

So brave 👏

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u/enithermon 9d ago

I would have believed you if you said they married 100 000 years ago. Cause the dates don’t track but the rest checks out.

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u/Prince705 8d ago

That Time I Reincarnated As A Turbosex Vampire And Married A Puddle Of Slime (And Gave Birth To The Entire Human Race)

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u/PwanaZana 8d ago

(700 chapters, read vertically, it's kinda good unironically)

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u/Ser_VimesGoT 8d ago

Sounds like one of those anime shows

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u/betsylang 7d ago

Grampa!

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u/Fiach_McHugh_OB 8d ago

He was totally catfished

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u/micmea668 6d ago

All that AND he works at Nintendo.

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u/Minimum-Coast-6653 5d ago

As believable as Christianity.

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u/Greedy-Mission-5825 9d ago

You mean pierce brosnan - or Hugh jackman ?

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u/Cincykid9612 8d ago

You're joking but this is basically the discourse around Pierce Brosnan and his wife.

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u/HeyItsAshuri 4d ago

Have you never once in your personal life seen a man settle down with some one "less attractive" than they are?

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u/amilliontimeshotter 9d ago

I dated a 6 because I wanted to appear nice and charitable, and that was even before social media.

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u/Crashman09 9d ago

Dating upwards isn't a charity on your part.

You are supposed to shoot lower if that was the goal