r/Music • u/Brucekentbatsuper • Sep 05 '26

article Beyonce Accused by Fans of a 'Disgusting Display of Greed' Over $948 'Empty' Pine Wood Box

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/beyonce-backlash-948-bey-keeper-box-bday-anniversary-1818055
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u/thekermiteer Sep 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c

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u/csyrett Sep 05 '26

If it's a severed head then I'm going to be very upset

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u/thekermiteer Sep 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/V22OKDEFNOAPS

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u/thewilldog Sep 06 '26

A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't a gun, let alone multiple guns that would necessitate the use of a rack. What am I going to do with a gun rack?

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u/NoConfusion9490 Sep 06 '26

Query. What if it's Gwyneth Paltrow's severed head?

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u/lordatamus Sep 06 '26

I'll accept: Elon, Trump, Vance, Kegsbreath, Gwyneth Paltrows, Putin, u/spez, kim jon un, or Xi 'winnie the poo' Jinping.

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u/NoConfusion9490 Sep 06 '26

What's that candle smell like?

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

She may shit in it for you , if you ask nicely . I heard shit and garbage are highly prized these days 😀

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u/Iohet Sep 06 '26

Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I've got spare time.

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u/Dinosaur_Herder Sep 06 '26

Let’s see, according to the internet:

1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your junk in the box.
3, make her open the box.

So, it’s your junk in the box.