r/Music • u/Brucekentbatsuper • Sep 05 '26

article Beyonce Accused by Fans of a 'Disgusting Display of Greed' Over $948 'Empty' Pine Wood Box

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/beyonce-backlash-948-bey-keeper-box-bday-anniversary-1818055
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u/thedavecan Sep 05 '26

Man, Jesus's dad is gonna be PISSED. That was like rule number 1 on the instructions he put on the fridge before he went out for smokes and scratchers.

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u/BluerIvy12 Sep 05 '26

Technically it's rule 1 AND 2!

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u/recidivist1001 Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 06 '26

Mfer knew we were so fucking stupid he was like, “ahem,

Rule #1 = the thing

Rule #2 = the same damn thing again,”

And yet we still do dumb shit like this and then are like, “oh, you meant that thing.”

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u/Vektor0 Sep 06 '26

It's literally like half the Old Testament of the Bible. Judges, I & II Chronicles, etc.