Hi, my name is, Weirdkub34 and I approve this message if you or your favorite character is suffering from IBF. I fumble baddies. please take them to this support group. These helpless characters. Need your help.

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what did Sam do to be here, he and max are literally married 😭

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u/Jaidaabrumbi Jun 25 '26

I know it's just He fumbled that dog chick and that bunjee jumping German lady

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u/shiibaDoogs Jun 25 '26

He was being FAITHFUL dammit /j

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u/Jaidaabrumbi Jun 25 '26

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A MONOGAMOUS MARRIAGE DOESN'T MEAN YOU STILL CAN'T FUMBLE

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u/hyperblob1 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS! YOU CAN'T FUMBLE WHAT YOU DON'T TRY TO CATCH

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u/cudlebear64 Jun 25 '26

Its like going on a walk and getting a football thrown at your face and being told you fumbled the catch

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u/auniquenameischosen Jun 25 '26

Huh? Is that from the cartoon or the old point and click adventure games?

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u/Jaidaabrumbi Jun 25 '26

The point and click and also the game Sam and Max this time it's virtual vr (there's whole wiki about it)

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u/auniquenameischosen Jun 25 '26

Oh I’ll look into it

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u/Style_person Max Jun 25 '26

Gay (I mean he might be bi, but let him be faithful)

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u/AllHomidsAreCryptids Jun 25 '26

Sauce

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u/Pierogiiz Jun 25 '26

I do not understand why sam is here. Its not fumbling if hes happily married and there wasnt an opportunity to begin with?

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u/Jaidaabrumbi Jun 25 '26

He fumbled that dog chick and that bungee jumping German lady (I added him here as a joke due to his past failed relationships)

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u/doskeyslashappedit Jun 25 '26

OP I think you just don't like a happy gay marriage between an enabler and a psychopath.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/doskeyslashappedit Jun 25 '26

I don't think you noticed the joke I made in that statement, read what I called them again.

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u/Jaidaabrumbi Jun 25 '26

Whoops sorry 😭

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u/doskeyslashappedit Jun 26 '26

Np I wasn't making any assumptions on you!

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u/Jaidaabrumbi Jun 26 '26

Thank you, just been on edge lately, gotta chill more

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u/doskeyslashappedit Jun 26 '26

you good fam not hate but love here

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u/Professional-Elk6208 Jun 25 '26

Sam: Say Jax, you remind me of my little buddy

Jax: You mean your husband?

Sam: For legal purposes, i have to say yes

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u/new_is_good Jun 25 '26

I Bumble Faddies…

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u/Jaidaabrumbi Jun 25 '26

NO I MESSED UP 😭😭

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u/stuid001 Jun 25 '26

Guess you...fumbled.

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u/Nexillion Jun 25 '26

Sam didn't fumble, he's the one running it to help others

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u/PersonalityLanky8403 Max Jun 25 '26

Like the season 1 design you used for mordecai personally my favorite design for him

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u/One_Restaurant9631 Jun 25 '26

Sam voice Jax is like the daughter Max and I never wanted.

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u/ThatRush6442 Jun 25 '26

How did sam fumble with max

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u/Jaidaabrumbi Jun 25 '26

He fumbled that dog chick and that bungee jumping German lady (I added him here as a joke due to his past failed relationships)

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u/ThatRush6442 Jun 25 '26

I havent watched the show or played anyof the games

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u/Jaidaabrumbi Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

That's okay 👍🏾

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u/Jaidaabrumbi Jun 25 '26

For anyone wondering why sam is here this is because he fumbled that dog chick and that bungee jumping German lady (I added him here as a joke due to his past failed relationships)

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u/Extension-Present-26 Jun 26 '26

What dog chick?

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u/Oddish_Femboy Jun 25 '26

I like that Asgore is a low-res MS Paint doodle.

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u/Martydeus Jun 25 '26

Jimmy from "my adventures with superman" could be there xD

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u/BisexualNudist Jun 26 '26

Nicely done

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u/UndercoverLuigiboy Jun 26 '26

It's so funny to see Finn here when He basically just manipulated Flame Princess, and then rizzed 13 year old Bubblegum, and then was like perfect to Huntress Wizard

He belongs here, but it's so funny

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u/Jaidaabrumbi Jun 26 '26

Wait...I thought Finn was manipulating FP?

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u/UndercoverLuigiboy Jun 26 '26

Yes, that's what I said,

he did eventually actually apologize to her for real though and she forgave him

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u/Jaidaabrumbi Jun 26 '26

Oh I see I just read it backwards

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u/UndercoverLuigiboy Jun 26 '26

Hey no worries, I do that also

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u/Careless_Witness5229 Jun 25 '26

Max is jax's brother

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u/Zealousideal-912 Jun 25 '26

Pearl fumbled nothing. Rose was the fumbler in their relationship.

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u/Palezzzma Aug 22 '26

She didn't fumble Rose. Rose still loved Pearl up until she ended her own existence.

Neither Greg nor Pearl fumbled her. If they lost her because of anything It was her own self loathing.

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u/atomicAidan2002 Jun 25 '26

Holy Hannah Montana in a padlocked sweatbox!

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u/Salty_Yogurtcloset_6 Jun 26 '26

Throw MAWS Jimmy Olsen in there

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u/Ultranger Jun 26 '26

Jimmy Olsen from My Adventures With Superman should be here too

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u/Quiet-Mode-1170 Jun 27 '26

TBF to Mordecai he didn't fumble the first girl but fumbled the second.

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u/TheLocalKev Jun 28 '26

I don't think Pearl fumbled anything since she never had a chance to begin with even before Greg showed up and took Rose from her.

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u/Palezzzma Aug 22 '26

She didn't fumble Rose. Rose still loved Pearl up until she ended her own existence.

Neither Greg nor Pearl fumbled her. If they lost her because of anything It was her own self loathing.

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u/blue-powerade Jun 28 '26

Pearl didn’t fumble she just happened to like the only straight gem lmao 💔💔💔

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u/Palezzzma Aug 22 '26

She didn't fumble Rose. Rose still loved Pearl up until she ended her own existence.

Neither Greg nor Pearl fumbled her. If they lost her because of anything It was her own self loathing.

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u/acvcani Jun 28 '26

I fucking hate char. Constantly surrounded by women who love him. Fumbles Reccoa so badly she leaves to join a fascist organization (ok last part rly isn’t on him) and his character arc ends in an eco fascist suicide attempt instead of doing ANYTHING NORMAL. Like settling with the Latino baddie he has. No he wants the man who wants him dead instead. I fucking hate char Aznable. (He is my favorite character of all time)

Speaking of bad relations with women while dying in said eco fascist suicide attempt (trying to kill everyone on earth as well) his last words were “Lalah [teenage girl he met in gundam equ of 1987 who died] could have been a mother to me.”

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u/Ben10Gen Jun 25 '26

Asgore shouldn't be there. Toriel is a horrible person and I feel like breaking up with her is a W.

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u/Wolfie-Woo784 Jun 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7DbgjlgPaqkxoX4fOy

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u/Ben10Gen Jun 25 '26

She abandons all of her people, gets 6 kids killed then blames everyone else.

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u/Jaidaabrumbi Jun 25 '26

Bro this ain't undertale this is deltarune 😭

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u/Ben10Gen Jun 25 '26

Oh in that case yeah asgore kinda fumbled

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u/Fantastic_Bed_8662 Jun 25 '26

This deltarune dude. Where toriel and asgore are literally normal ppl/monster.

Toriel isn't a saint but agore still fumbled hard in that universe

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