r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 06 '26

Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

Anything but the metric system.

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u/ElPayador Jul 06 '26

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

About 0.62 freedom miles.

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u/alsbos1 Jul 06 '26

Mile = freedom unit. It’s non sensical to say ‚freedom mile‘.

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

But the term freedom unit is ambiguous. Could be freedom rods, freedom furlongs, freedom leagues.

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u/bettertagsweretaken Jul 06 '26

I need this. Lmao thank you for introducing me to this hilarity. 😂

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u/Hotdammzilla3000 Jul 06 '26

Can't be good with KIL ME in it.

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u/Solid_Excitement9638 Jul 07 '26

Do you have a link to this sticker, this is hilarious & deserves a spot on my water bottle(of freedom🦅🇺🇸)

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u/AlDente Jul 06 '26

You’re going to get a tonne of hate

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

As long as it’s a tonne and not a ton.

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u/FeelingDelivery8853 Jul 06 '26

A short ton or a long ton?

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u/changchangcha Jul 06 '26

Wet tongue

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u/suppaduppasleuth Jul 06 '26

A nautical ton.

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u/5nwmn Jul 06 '26

How many fl.oz. is that?

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

About 38,300 fl.oz

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u/Ramtamtama Jul 06 '26

A won ton

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

I would imagine a short ton for the US. While not imperially sound, I can appreciate the ease of maths.

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u/FeelingDelivery8853 Jul 06 '26

Simplify, combine,.... conquer? Sorry, that's a different American thing

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u/freebytes Jul 06 '26

We in American will stick to our guns and not give an inch.

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u/Sj_91teppoTappo Jul 06 '26

How much mm want your bullets to be?

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u/KittyInspector3217 Jul 07 '26

Ill take 62 grain .223 caliber in +P loads, please. Can carry more of it

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u/AlDente Jul 06 '26

We kilo. You kill.

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u/Objective-Contact-15 Jul 06 '26

Nah, we need the entertainment 😂

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u/yunkk Jul 06 '26

One in the ouch hand ouch is worth two ouch in the bushel.

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u/Downtown_Delivery_98 Jul 06 '26

Two cords of hate. Stack it right don’t rip me off

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u/Sharp-Beyond2077 Jul 06 '26

Thanks, now my nose will smell like beer for the rest of the day

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u/iamnotthecosmos Jul 06 '26

The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogs head and that’s the way i likes it!!

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

How much octane in your hogs head?

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u/42Icyhot42 Jul 06 '26

How many crab monkeys in a meter?

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

Juvenile or adult?