r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 06 '26

Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/Animalcookies13 Jul 06 '26

Crackles over the baby monitor to his adult son…. “Son don’t forget to put your cock ring on before bed, we don’t want any more missing data!” 🫠

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u/CoastRegular Jul 06 '26

I'm gonna need you to un-say this so that I can get this image OUT OF MY EFFING BRAIN....

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u/Animalcookies13 Jul 06 '26

I’m sorry Dave, but I cannot do that.

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u/Funny_Yesterday_5040 Jul 06 '26

You're making it worse

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u/ObtuseSemantics Jul 06 '26

I need to get off the internet.

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u/ibh_brodaz Jul 06 '26

I heard this in sleepy Jerry’s voice from that one episode of Rick and Morty. It did not help.