r/SipsTea • u/CurvyChristina • 5d ago

Chugging tea Well, I’m 42, with zero savings. Definitely have less than $900 in my checking.

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u/drezarious 5d ago

Start gambling, that should help.

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u/TypeS2k_ 5d ago

All you have to do is place $500 on black or red 11 times in a row and you have a million bucks 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Timmy98789 5d ago

I'll report back. 

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u/RomoDoomsday 5d ago

Did it work?

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u/Timmy98789 5d ago

Just booked my tickets. Going next week! 

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u/RomoDoomsday 5d ago

Well congrats on being a millionaire then. Seems like a foolproof plan.

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u/Timmy98789 5d ago

I'll give you 3.25% agent fee after taxes. 

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u/RomoDoomsday 5d ago

Deal, honestly there's no reason why we cant just keep going and turn this into a real fortune. Good thing we are the only ones who are aware of this one trick that casinos hate.

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u/Timmy98789 4d ago

I won't stop until they taser me. That's when I know I'm really winning.

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u/Bannedagainnohomo 5d ago

Lottery tickets are also a good idea

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u/WertDafurk 4d ago

Can an attractive woman turn an ugly guy into a millionaire?

Undoubtely yes, if he’s already a billionaire!

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u/Key_Trick8111 5d ago

Stop giving this advice

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u/spacewalk80 5d ago

lol, equally as irresponsible as the OP situation.

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u/RappingFlatulence 5d ago

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