r/SipsTea • u/Numerous_Position649 • 1d ago

SMH Museum of Useless Inventions

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u/CrowsHorizon 1d ago

Like literally though, this bitch it not going to be street legal

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u/Size---Queen 1d ago

It's also not practical.

Imagine hitting the jump button in a parking garage.

Do you trust teSSla drivers with a jump button?

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u/Superseaslug 1d ago

Imagine getting in a fender bender and that tank ruptures?

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u/Size---Queen 1d ago

Fuck imagine trying to outrun the cops or hell imagine cops with this thing.

Park that bastard on a roof

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u/BatDaddyWV 1d ago edited 21h ago

Imagine you are getting chased by the cops and use that jump button to transition to a highway over head. Or hitting that 0-60 in under 1 second boost, leaving them in a cloud. They would be gone before the smoke even cleared enough for cops to see where you went. This is the reason it will never be street legal.

Edit: I just though of another thing. Jumping over road blocks and spike strips. Imagine there are a bunch of cop cars waiting down the road, blocking the whole thing. You drive at them full speed and just when you are close enough to make them shit their pants you hit that jump button, land on the other side and hit the speed boost while they all stand there like idiots. I want a jailbroken one of these just to rage bait pigs.

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u/Size---Queen 1d ago

Need smoke grenades shooting out the back like James Bond as well

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u/BatDaddyWV 1d ago

Seemed like it had about 10 "smoke" grenades all around it. MF looked like the Geek Bar factory.