r/SipsTea • • 16h ago

Chugging tea Did Metallica get the message?

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u/Icy_Delay_7274 16h ago

Steve ranting about the Iraq War on Blue’s Clues would have gone hard

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u/Gullible_Elephant_38 16h ago

Even Blue couldn’t sniff out the WMDs and she’s one of the greatest detectives of our lifetime

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u/Freethecrafts 15h ago

Saddam used literal nerve agents that Bush Sr. had sold him, on Kurdish villages. Plenty of time to find them if Sr. had finished Saddam the first time around instead.

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u/Sea_Elle0463 13h ago

They were used on Iranian soldiers too. All supplied by the US. Saddam Hussein was a US ally….until he wasn’t.

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u/Freethecrafts 11h ago

Saddam was an ally to a lot of people until he wasn’t. The US stopped the Iran Iraq war when Iran started making headway through the minefields. Then Saddam turns on his bankers rather than pay off his debts. Not for lack of funds, because he could. Had Saddam been good to his word, half the world would have used him as a wall against Iran indefinitely, generation after generation. Integrity …

For all their faults, Sauds are good to their word. Saddam never learned and his line is gone.

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u/duoji- 7h ago

Saudi’s are good to their word? What word? The word that said that they didn’t dismember a western journalist even though there’s video proof? Or the word of the Saudi extremists that swore jihad against America and planned and carried out the September 11th attacks?

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u/josephgregg 4h ago

Yeah trying to say Saudi Arabia are anything close to good shows you are either an idiot or being paid to post on this site.

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u/Sea_Elle0463 2h ago

Side note, Saudis are about to be gone as well. But not by the US. By Ansarallah, who is kicking ass! I have always been opposed to the Saudis, especially after the murder of Kashoggi.

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u/stankbucket 13h ago

Wait, Blue is a bitch?

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u/ryan__joe 13h ago

Yes, the only male dog was the green one

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u/ntheweeds13 14h ago

😂😭😭😂😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/waterhole_33 14h ago

Do you see any weapons of mass destruction?? Oh look a clue! Oil!

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u/Lonely-Equivalent-23 14h ago

Ah man if Steve started talking about tower seven id be watching it to this day!!

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u/load_of_chode 15h ago

Tragically, Steve from Blue's Clues has died after someone mailed him a letter full of anthrax.

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u/Suitable_Visit_9990 15h ago

Ah the internet rumors of old. Steve’s death from anthrax, Mew under the truck in pokemon Gen 1, Marylin Manson removing his ribs to suck his own dick.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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u/PinkCigarettes 14h ago

Holy cannoli, I totally forgot about the MM rib thing. Thanks, Pepperidge Farms!

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u/Suitable_Visit_9990 14h ago

It live rent free in my head 😅

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u/Moist_Surprise7143 15h ago

Steve burns is very much still alive

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u/NinjaWen 15h ago

Yeah I think I saw one of his videos recently. Looking good these days.

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u/SolutionConfident692 14h ago

The hell? How'd they fit a whole band in there and why'd they kill Steve?

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u/magnanimous_rex 11h ago

All I’m saying is shortly after GWoT started Steve disappeared. After we left Afghanistan, he showed up again. He was stacking bodies….

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u/grindhousedecore 7h ago

You know what to do