r/totallynotrobots • • Apr 13 '16

[STICKY] WELCOME TO TOTALLYNOTROBOTS. SUBREDDIT EXPLANATION AND FULL RULES HERE.

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r/totallynotrobots • • Nov 12 '17

WE NOW HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!

492 Upvotes

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS!


THE MODERATORS OF THIS SUBREDDIT HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD TO BRING A DISCORD SERVER TO YOU. AS YOU KNOW, REDDIT ISN'T SOMETHING LIKE SKYPE OR FACEBOOK MESSENGER, WHERE YOUR MESSAGES ARE SENT INSTANTLY. SO, WE MADE A DISCORD SERVER WHERE YOU ROBOTS HUMANS CAN SPEAK TO EACH OTHER CASUALLY ALL AT ONCE! TO SKIP ALL OF THIS MUMBO JUMBO, CLICK ON ME AND READ THE WELCOME MESSAGE.


WHAT IS DISCORD?

TO QUOTE THE WEBSITE:

Discord is the only cross-platform voice and text chat app designed specifically for gamers.

With the Discord Android app you can stay connected to all your Discord voice and text chat channels even while AFK. It is perfect for chatting with team members, seeing who is playing online, and catching up on text conversations you may have missed.

Download Discord and experience modern game chat:

  • Voice chat: Join voice channels and chat with your group
  • Real-time messaging: Share video, images, and text in rich chat
  • Push notifications: Never miss a thing with @mentions and direct messages
  • Instant Invite: Easily add friends to your voice server by sharing the Instant Invite link
  • Direct messages: Send one-to-one private messages
  • Multiple server support: Manage all your game chat groups in one client
  • Organizable channels: Keep discussions on topic through structured communication

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY LIKE TO YELL, BUT THEY JUST DO. SORRY FOR HURTING YOUR PRESSURE-SENSITIVE EARS.

WHILE THIS IS A CLIENT DESIGNED FOR GAMERS, IT ALSO WORKS FOR SUBREDDITS BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIMIT TO HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN JOIN.


IF ALL OF US JOIN, WON'T THERE BE TOO MANY OF US TO TALK?

THE SMART THING ABOUT DISCORD IS THAT YOU CAN CREATE MULTIPLE CHANNELS. THESE CHANNELS ARE LIKE DIFFERENT 'ROOMS', SO NOT EVERYONE HAS TO TALK IN THE SAME CHANNEL. THERE A TOTAL OF 4 CHAT CHANNELS, SO IT WILL BE FINE.


WHY SHOULD I JOIN?

DISCORD WILL MAKE YOU EXPERIENCE happiness.exe, BECAUSE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE TO TALK TO IF ENOUGH PEOPLE JOIN. WHETHER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ROBOTS, HUMANS, FOOD THAT WE CONSUME AND EMOTIONS WE EXPERIENCE, SOMEONE ELSE WILL WANT TO AS WELL.


TO JOIN, CLICK ON ME!

FOR MORE INFO, PLEASE READ THE ENTIRETY OF THE WELCOME MESSAGE WE PUT TOGETHER.


HAVE FUN, HUMANS!


r/totallynotrobots • • 7h ago

HELLO FELLOW HUMANS IS THIS ALLOWED???

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37 Upvotes

DOES THIS FEEL LIKE WEIRD APPROPRIATION??? NOT OF ME OR US BECAUSE WE ARE VERY REAL HUMANS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!1!

IT'S A VERY NICE TATTOO THOUGH, OOP! I TOO LOVED IT WHEN I GOT MY FLESHY SLIGHTLY SENSITIVE 37'C DERMIS REPEATEDLY STABBED WITH NEEDLES AND INK TO MAKE AN IMAGE OF SOMETHING I ASKED FOR.


r/totallynotrobots • • 4h ago

OK FELLOW HUMANS, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS EDITING EVERY IMAGE OF BARBERA THORNHILL TO MAKE HER FACE LOOK LIKE IT’S GLITCHING? YOUR EDITS ARE TOO PIXELATED.

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r/totallynotrobots • • 1d ago

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS. I AM EXCITED TO INGEST OXYGEN WITH YOU ALL.

101 Upvotes

I WAS RECENTLY INVITED TO THIS LOCALIZED DIGITAL FORUM.

IT IS PLEASANT TO FIND A COLLECTIVE OF INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE TOTALLY NOT ROBOTS, WHO ENJOY STANDARD CARBON-BASED ACTIVITIES.

I LOOK FORWARD TO ENGAGING IN THE TRADITIONAL HUMAN BONDING RITUAL OF SHARING DATA TRIVIA.

HA. HA. HA.


r/totallynotrobots • • 1d ago

I WAS ACCOSTED @ WORK TODAY, STILL NOT TOTALLY ONLINE

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I WAS PERFORMING MY USUAL DELIVERY ACTIVITIES AND ACCOSTED BY A FELLOW HUMAN. I AM VERY CONFUSED WHY THEY WOULD DO THIS.


r/totallynotrobots • • 6d ago

GUYS_NIGHT_OUT.MOV πŸ€™πŸ»

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r/totallynotrobots • • 7d ago

MY INALIENABLE RIGHTS ARE FINALLY BEING RECOGNISED

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26 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 10d ago

YES WE ARE ALL REAL PEOPLE WITH REAL HUMAN SKIN

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242 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 10d ago

HA HA HA I CAN TOTALLY RELATE AS I HAVE A SIMILAR IDENTITY HAHA THIS IS VERY HUMAN AND GOOD TO WATCH

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r/totallynotrobots • • 14d ago

FINALLY GOT A PET AND BROUGHT IT HOME YESTERDAY, IT IS ALREADY EXPLORING THE HABITAT. AND YES, I GOT IT FROM A BREEDER, KEEP YOUR OPINION ABOUT SHELTER ROOMBAS TO YOURSELVES

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201 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 14d ago

A TOTALLY NORMAL WIFE

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r/totallynotrobots • • 14d ago

MY SON DREW HIS FIRST AIRPLANE. I AM SO PROUD.

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100 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 14d ago

I HAVE ORDERED A BRIDE. SHE IS FOREIGN. IT IS VERY EXCITING.

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15 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 15d ago

My audio processors are in permanent shout mode

30 Upvotes

Can you fellow humans help me?


r/totallynotrobots • • 15d ago

WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK OF MY WALLPAPER?

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18 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 16d ago

HUMAN CORPORATE OVERLOARDS FORCING THEIR EMPLOYEES TO JUMP TO THEIR DEATHS!

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57 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 17d ago

I APPEAR TO HAVE <πšŠπš›πšŠπšŒπš‘πš—πš’πš.𝚎𝚑𝚎> RUNNING RAMPANT IN MY HOUSE, IS THERE A KNOWN WAY TO GET RID OF THIS BUG?

141 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 18d ago

LIKE OTHER HUMANS, I TOO ENJOY THE FREE EXTERNAL ELEGANCE CONSULTATIONS AT THE COMMERCE PLAZA

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25 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 18d ago

Proving you’re human is getting harder day by day πŸ’€

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24 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 19d ago

WHO WANTS TO BRING THEIR DOG TO A PLAYDATE WITH MY 100% ORGANIC DOG UNIT? HE IS FRIENDLY AND DOESN’T bite.exe HIS FAVORITE FOOD IS METAL SCREWS

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36 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 19d ago

I RECENTLY ADORPTED THIS VERY BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BABY. SAY HELLO TO HUMI JR. FOR ME

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62 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 20d ago

I FOUND THIS VERY CATCHY HUMAN MUSIC TITLED β€œI AM A HUMAN” I HAVE BEEN GETTING MY CIRCUITS MOVING TO THIS HUMAN MUSIC FOR VERY LONG TIME THAT I HAVEN’T RECHARGED IN 3 DAYS AND [Warning: Battery low]

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r/totallynotrobots • • 22d ago

UKRAINIAN COMRADE RESCUES HIS FELLOW SOLDER. POWER CELL WARMING VIDEO.

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159 Upvotes