r/UnderReportedNews • • Feb 13 '26

Trump / MAGA šŸ¦… "Rapper Uncle Luke describes his experience at a Trump Mar-a-Lago party in the 1990s, mentioning concerns about the age of guests."

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u/Longjumping_Dog_5343 Feb 13 '26

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u/TobiSmith25 Feb 13 '26

The Goatstein files

Edit: You'd call said individual a child raping goat f****er

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u/ScienceExplainsIt Feb 14 '26

I believe you mean ā€œKID raping goat f***erā€

…to be fair.

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 Feb 14 '26

Kid Raping Goat Fucker? Is that Rob Ritchie’s new name?

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u/Archercrash Feb 13 '26

If you're moving and you drive the truck yourself, people don't call you a truck driver. If your pipe is leaking and you fix it yourself, people don't call you a plumber. If you rent a Harley for a weekend in Vegas, people don't call you a biker. But you fuck ONE goat.....

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u/lumiranswife Feb 14 '26

I think it's "kid raping goat effer", and also, carry on. I'm following your position.

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u/AB-Dub Feb 13 '26

He likes kids

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u/YoungCubSaysWoof Feb 13 '26

BAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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u/kernel-troutman Feb 14 '26

He didnt say anything about sheep.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Still having sex with kids.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/TheNotoriousBiGG Feb 14 '26

Well baby goats are called kids, so there’s an overlap.

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u/darkprussianblue Feb 14 '26

This is goated

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u/Key-Lengthiness9559 Feb 14 '26

Richard Gere definitely needs to apologize to some gerbils

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u/gmd562 Feb 14 '26

PETA would be pretty upset

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u/capitalistsanta Feb 14 '26

They probably are doing that too tbh

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Feb 16 '26

Wait I dont quite follow. Zohran?

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u/nonubiz Feb 13 '26

I just want to know when is trump going to jail with all the other freaks that took part in this debauchery

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u/Plastic-Custard8375 Feb 13 '26

What I want to know is why it took so this long? Trump has been in politics for over 10 years now, why are we learning so much NOW? Why not 10 years ago?

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u/peppers_ Feb 14 '26

It's like what happened with Weinstein and stuff, people in Hollywood would know or have a vague idea that this took place for decades, but until the MeToo movement, nothing was happening.

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u/Plastic-Custard8375 Feb 14 '26

Weinstein didn't run for President of the United States

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u/peppers_ Feb 14 '26

Ok sure, I guess I was trying to give a similar situation where someone is at the peak position for their professional business for a long time and finally things seem to burst and they are held accountable. Similar to Cosby and some other serial predators, for Cosby it kinda surfaced with some comedian calling him on it at a show and it built up from there. There must be a name for this sort of thing, I am just ignorant of it.

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u/Plastic-Custard8375 Feb 14 '26

I feel like we should hold elected officials to a higher degree of scrutiny than entertainers or businessmen, but I might just be living in a fantasy land because it seems like we do just the opposite.

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u/HuskyLogan Feb 14 '26

Huh? Trump has been a known associate of Epstein, his base never cared.

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u/Squishfuzz Feb 15 '26

They said he HAD to be his buddy to take down the cabal from the inside lmaoooo

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u/bobanforever Feb 13 '26

Fr, a whole Biden presidency and not a peep ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Fucking blaming Biden lol

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u/mezz7778 Feb 15 '26

Biden Derangement Syndrome...

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u/SaintGloopyNoops Feb 14 '26

Democrats follow the rules. The DOJ wasn't allowed to release anything until 2025 because it was still under investigation. Not to mention maga people dont believe the facts they see right now. Could you imagine the spins if the Biden administration released them?

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u/Irina__ARI Feb 14 '26

That is such an excellent point. They would've been hand waved away completely - the "democrat hoax" line would've stuck way easier under Biden. Instead, not only did Dump paint himself into a corner by campaigning on releasing the files, all responsibility lies squarely with repubs. No wonder they're trying (and failing) sooooooo hard to blame Garland or literally anyone else lol

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u/Plastic-Custard8375 Feb 13 '26

Or even 2016? How did he get through the primary AND the general election without any mention of underage sex parties?

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u/PMThisLesboUrBoobies Feb 14 '26

to be fair it was mentioned so, so so many times then too

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u/caffeinatedspiders Feb 14 '26

It was mentioned literally all the time.

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u/saintofhate Feb 14 '26

I full well except him to drop a nuke to keep from going to jail.

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u/Krillin113 Feb 14 '26

When the pressure from the American public outweighs the pressure they feel from whatever Trump and co have over them.

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u/Nandulal Feb 14 '26

so like never

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u/agentobtuse Feb 13 '26

Ok let's get Eddie Murphy to confirm

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u/scfin79 Feb 13 '26

ā€œMy girl likes to party all the timeā€¦ā€

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/RaidersoftheLosSnark Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

He could smell the trap they were laying out. They pull people into these parties to get dirt and prey on people caving into their darkest depravity to hook them. This crap is still happening today.

Edit... spelling fix.

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u/DickDover Feb 13 '26

I wonder how many people were smart enough to figure it out vs just diving in head first.

I think street smarts paid off big time in this instance.

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u/Sheeple_person Feb 13 '26

That's just the thing, the people we are finding out about in the files aren't the only powerful pedophiles. They're just the ones who were stupid enough to fall straight into a blackmail honeypot without thinking twice about it.

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u/DickDover Feb 13 '26

Great point

Sean Combs AKA P Diddy was following the same play book.

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u/JayOnSilverHill Feb 13 '26

I think all the people that dove in are now working for the current administration

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u/DickDover Feb 13 '26

Anyone with a half a brain could sniff this out, so yeah I agree with you.

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u/SuperDoubleDecker Feb 13 '26

I wish it were that easy. This web goes way back and is very large. That's why it's been covered up for so long.

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u/jthreedolladolla Feb 14 '26

Some of them absolutely do, but think of all the random actors, wall street guys, athletes, musicians, other politicians. The whole game was to ensnare all these people, because then you could control them for the rest of their lives.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

I mean the way the elites had treated him I’d be very skeptical of this party before I ever looked inside.

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u/DickDover Feb 13 '26

Excellent point!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

So his experience might have guided him more than just street smarts. He’s a brilliant dude in his own way.

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u/WeGottaTalkAboutYT Feb 13 '26

They had to have hooks too. Bring out an early developed blond to fuck them and then reveal they are 14… or tell them to try this amazing jerky…

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u/crusoe Feb 13 '26

Wasn't it Denzel Washington who said "you need to leave before the Devil comes out" at certain parties?

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u/wheredoesbabbycakes Feb 13 '26

I think it's more "game knows game", unfortunately:

np.reddit.com/r/DarkKenny/s/LcxsQ9tclA

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

*prey

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u/Sillypugpugpugpug Feb 14 '26

The Honey Pot is still used despite wide knowledge of the practice because it still works.

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u/Paratwa Feb 14 '26

It’s also because he, just like most men, likes women, not children.

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u/drunkenstocktips Feb 14 '26

real street smarts. "something's really off here, I need to gtfo."

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u/MasterOfBunnies Feb 13 '26

Anyone else remember the show Happy?

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u/Berns429 Feb 13 '26

Isn’t that what Diddy did too? Probably got the idea from that crowd

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u/Formal-Hawk9274 Feb 13 '26

šŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ

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u/F1ankNSpank Feb 13 '26

This is completely unrelated to the original post, but this reminded me of a funny story. The company I work for bought an old mom and pop gas station that was across the street after the owner (A man in his 70s or 80s) closed up shop. They left everything in the building as is and I found bunch of cassette tapes when we were cleaning it out, so I went to the pawn shop and got a cassette player and we let them play in our warehouse. It was mostly classic rock, but there was one unlabeled tape that I put in to see what was on it and it was all old-timey tunes like Yakkity Yak. I listened to them all and then flipped over the cassette expecting the same thing on the other side. The first song ended up being Do Wah Diddy by 2 Live Crew and at the time I had never heard of them, nor had I ever heard a song so dirty haha. It was such a shock.

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u/Psychological-Scar53 Feb 13 '26

Bro, that is when you know the party is wrong. The man who quite literally got his hip-hop group banned due do the dirty lyrics, such as :

Shake it, don't break it, it took your momma nine months to make, bend over and spread em girl, show me that p**y pearl, rub that ass and play with that c*t, you know I like that freaky shit.

Yeah, when they leave the party, there is definitely something wrong. But dumbshits will say Trump is innocent on all things. Prosecute, imprison and let the fuckers rot in prison. Thank you Luke for letting people know this.

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u/portablebiscuit Feb 13 '26

Don't forget this classic

15 year old me getting grounded for listening to this cassette

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Feb 13 '26

Stop using Amazon.

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u/jbones51 Feb 13 '26

Don’t forget classics like the fuck shop. Which makes me so horny sound like Mr Roger’s neighborhood theme song

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u/One-Earth9294 Feb 13 '26

Oh shit it's Luke Skyywalker. I didn't know he also went by Uncle Luke.

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u/Teal-Prowler505 Feb 14 '26

Wait a second, are you telling me "Uncle Luke" is Luke Campbell from 2 Live Crew?!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Or hes in the files. Sounds an awful lot like lutnik a few months ago.

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u/BKtoDuval Feb 13 '26

Damnnnn if Uncle Luke, "pop that p*ssy" is the voice of conscience that's wild

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u/City0fEvil Feb 13 '26

I was having a sleepover with a friend like 25+ years ago and we were listening to the radio late at night and that song came on uncensored. We couldn't believe it. I thought maybe it was a fake memory or something but I just checked and that's definitely the song.

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u/LiveLearnCoach Feb 14 '26

ā€œI felt like someone gonna extort meā€.

It’s always been a honey trap. Follow the connections. They all lead to the same place.

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u/Accurate_Barnacle545 Feb 13 '26

I read this as ā€œuncle, pop that pssy Lukeā€

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u/minifalco1999 Feb 13 '26

I saw an older video of him talking about the party. He said Mike Tyson and Eddie Murphy were at the same party. Things got weird and weirder. Left when things got gay. He thought it was a blackmail setup

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u/ImprovementExpert511 Feb 14 '26

Eddie did get caught with a trans hooker once.

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u/soulbrotha1 Feb 14 '26

It happens

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal Feb 14 '26

So it wasn't about the underage stuff that got him to leave, but the gay stuff?

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u/DancinginTown Feb 15 '26

That's why 50 hates Diddy so much. I mean, at least he hates Diddy, I guess? šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

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u/LiveLearnCoach Feb 14 '26

Blackmail for what. It sure wasn’t money.

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u/Bagmasterflash Feb 13 '26

JFC If Uncle Luke is offended…

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u/QCTID Feb 13 '26

Literal first thought. Less surprised that he was there and more surprised that he was suspicious about the activities going on there.Ā 

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u/NoxInfernus Feb 13 '26

Professionals have standards. He got a ā€˜feeling’ and went with it. It turned out to be a wise call.

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u/ViceLegate Feb 14 '26

Be polite. Be efficient. Know when to turn around and leave.

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u/Alternative-Art6059 Feb 13 '26

All this buildup as to how horrible these parties are....we're about to get aliens arent we?

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u/Due-Technology5758 Feb 13 '26

I choose to believe that an interstellar species would take one look at who runs the planet, unravel their DNA with custom viruses, immediately leave, and put out a no travel advisory for a century.Ā 

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u/theharperimage Feb 13 '26

Holy shit, Uncle Luke noped out.

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u/miscwit72 Feb 14 '26

Pagent children. CHILDREN.

Not underage parents women. 🫩

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u/cassy_supernova Feb 14 '26

Trump owned pageants...

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal Feb 14 '26

Where were these kids'parents in all this?!? Not blaming them, but aren't the moms of pagent girls notoriously hover-y?

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u/miscwit72 Feb 14 '26

Nope. Not going there. Full attention on the people committing child rape, torture and murder. FULL. STOP.

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u/icanpaywithpubes Feb 14 '26

There's a lot of people out there who will sell their own children. Anything for the almighty $

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u/CeeBus Feb 14 '26

Probably jealous they didn’t get invited.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

It’s fucking poetic to see 2 Live Crew with their history with the federal government being the hero to take down the entire global elite. I love this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/tpk317 Feb 13 '26

This is ten years old

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u/cherryberry0611 Feb 15 '26

What he should do is elaborate on what he didn’t want at the time.

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u/SaltBrother2914 Feb 13 '26

My dad watches this dude on YouTube

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u/LostOne514 Feb 13 '26

Can Eddie Murphy corroborate this story? If he can then Christ this is absolutely disgusting.

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u/cubrunner34 Feb 13 '26

There are better videos than this that give more insight on the party. He also says people were having sex in rooms and it was creepy. Like an eyes wide shut party

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u/Geronimo_Goy Feb 13 '26

Diddy wanted the Franchisee Package

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u/SimonPho3nix Feb 14 '26

lol Listen, if Uncle Luke says that shit made him uncomfortable, then that was not a good place to be.

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u/xdrezx Feb 13 '26

Everybody say heyyyyy we want some justice

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u/Straight_Talk2542 Feb 13 '26

Bro just threw Eddie Murphy under the bus 😳

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u/yerfriendken Feb 13 '26

When was this recorded?

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u/West_Egg3842 Feb 13 '26

I think 2016. Or at least that’s what I just read

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u/Ok-Leader-9385 Feb 14 '26

Bro if Uncle Luke was concerned there’s reason to be concerned. Like that dude routinely banged crazy women on stage DURING concerts.

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u/Puzzled-Copy7962 Feb 14 '26

Uncle Luke had a show called, ā€œLuke’s Freakshowā€ in the late 90s. So the fact that he is saying the party he attended made him concerned is saying a lot.

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u/minifalco1999 Feb 13 '26

Brewed up on YouTube has the clips

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u/onthisthing_ Feb 13 '26

MAGA doesn’t care

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u/PorcelainScrote Feb 14 '26

How are there not hundreds more reports just like this one?

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u/obereasy Feb 14 '26

Uncle Luke denied that because this and that it his voice on Twitter.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

He sound guilty as hell.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Sounds like he only left for fear of being extorted

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u/dogturd21 Feb 14 '26

Eddie Murphy - that would be an interesting source to question.

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u/nocyberBS Feb 14 '26

For a second I misread Uncle Luke as Dr. Luke and my eyebrows were all the way at the top of my forehead

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u/ThepalehorseRiderr Feb 14 '26

Tom McDonald has probably.... uhhhhh... ya know.

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u/Minute_Guarantee5949 Feb 14 '26

Was watching high on mute and thought to myself that Rob Reiner isn’t looking too bad

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u/Dagobahbodega Feb 13 '26

Luke Skywalker is the chosen one, ladies and gentleman.

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u/UnderReportedNews-ModTeam Feb 14 '26

No trolling. 🧌

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

no music, so the mics can hear whats going on

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u/SirrNicolas Feb 14 '26

Rob Schneider???

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u/Sudden_Impression_12 Feb 14 '26

It's always Palm Beach? What's going on over there?

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u/b-lincoln Feb 14 '26

Uncle Luke at the literal Fuck Shop, nah I’m good.

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u/SaltyAd8309 Feb 14 '26

If you put Americans face to face with the devil himself, they wouldn't even recognize him.

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u/PearNo2152 Feb 14 '26

This is getting juicy ..!!!

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u/Comfortable_Adept333 Feb 15 '26

I believe Uncle LUKE!!!!

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u/Roy8atty Feb 15 '26

Unfortunately for this story, there is no golf course at mar-a-lago.

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u/Traditional-Meat-549 Feb 13 '26

Why are people JUST NOW saying this?

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u/Kroktakar Feb 14 '26

Prostitution is illegal in US, no? I'm concern about the age of those hitl but shouldn't be enough yo arrest the president to know about yhe ptostitution?

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u/Firefly_Magic Feb 15 '26

But did he do anything about it? Nope.

He either didn’t do anything about it because he was scared of getting wrapped up in it. Or turned a blind eye because it just wasn’t his thing but it’s their thing so they can do whatever floats their boat.

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u/Nandulal Feb 14 '26

whatever. same shit different day

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u/TheKlown_ Feb 14 '26

So just keep scrolling

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u/Sunrisetree Feb 13 '26

Ok so as a white boy from the 90s…2 live crew…CREW…. That’s all of them. Stop it millennium white guy.