And even in this AI made picture they aren't happy. I know AI has some problems but not checking the picture before posting it is definetly the fault of the person who asked the AI to make the picture.
This is my favorite part. The cpuple that we are supposed to believe is hapoy looks miserable AF and the person who is supposed to be the sad, dumb villain looks giddy.
Guess which person I would rather hang out with? (Hint: not the miserable couple who can't shut the fuck up about the Bible, all while ignoring the fact Jesus would absolutely hate them for being judgemental dummies)
This… they look deeply concerned… and the other person just looks insane… so instead of a meme… it’s just accurate… but I guess that’s funny.
I think they look scared because he/him is sweating on them and his cat just sprayed some smelly shit. Doesn't matter. Fan theory. Caine and Abe. good ol honest Abe kills a goat or a chicken or some shit in his voodoo blood magic sacrifice meanwhile Caine just throws down some seeds. Well in his voodoo mishap a deamon posesses Good Ol Abe. things get crazy Evil dead style Caine doesn't kill his brother, he does, but he actually has to kill a deamon posessing his his brothier. the deamon leaves the mark. when God confronts him imagine Bruce cambell as Caine saying, am I my brothers keeperr? and then he has to leave for ever acused of murderfing good ol honest ABe who shouldn't have been fucking around with voo-doo blood magic in the first place. Caine may have saved everyone in his little part of the world from true evil only to be marked from that day forward fofr all the other people (maybehis other brothers and sisters, maybenot people yet, we don't know, the bible is fuzzy on that) to see. luckily he was big pimpin and all the not quite human women thought the mark was kind of sexxy, hence, modern man was born. bruce cambell is such a bad ass. I should write him a letter and see if I can use his younger self and make an AI bible movie using his younger self as the Caine character. yeah buddy.
Maybe the couple should take some of those SSRIs. Plus the guy might be looking miserable because he gave himself a hernia carrying that oversized bible.
These comments also made me realise how funny it is that they’ve used the same two people (the no woman and the ‘TRIGGERED’ freeze frame who wasn’t even triggered) till AI allowed them to make new fake ones instead of the same two
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u/GigaRatMan Sep 02 '26
"We're so happy we used AI to make a strawman to prove how happy we are"