r/aislop • u/ilikeswisscheese1 • Sep 02 '26

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u/Glum-Display2296 Sep 03 '26

Rate my translation im picking up either “the loony Enola” or “the next hole “

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u/MattDubh Sep 03 '26

And its brown too.

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u/X__Anonomys_xX Sep 03 '26

Right, if this bible is so holly, wouldn’t they make it white to show it’s pure? Because aren’t these dumbasses all obsessed with “purity”?

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u/MattDubh Sep 03 '26

Its brown, for the next hole.

Keep up, Trigger.

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u/X__Anonomys_xX Sep 03 '26

I guess it’s not sex before marriage if it can’t cause god to put a baby in her belly

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u/MattDubh Sep 03 '26

God prefers 12 year olds, without consent.

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u/X__Anonomys_xX Sep 03 '26

I see “THE [something ending in NF] HOLA”