r/CarletonU • u/carleton_shitposter • 16h ago
Rant I think my prof is a groundhog
I can’t prove it, but I have a strong that William Denomme is composed of numerous ground hogs. He grows his beard to hide the horde of groundhog between his shirt and the skin mask he uses as a disguise. I have never seen the professor and a ground or any amount of ground hogs in the same room, suspicious I think so. He make his slides with ChatGPT because his grubby little paws operating the skin gloves can’t properly use the keys of the computer and the groundhogs lack artistic ability. I also didn’t like his midterm but that’s not what this is about I just wanted to say it. He also is an enjoyer of the wolverine game made by insomniac, humans don not do this as it is as the kids say, bad. With all this evidence present I believe the university should conduct an in-depth investigation, I demand it.
Signed with love and kindness-Carleton sp