r/comics • • Jul 31 '26

OC Some Medical "Professionals" Be Like [OC]

30.1k Upvotes

1.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

671

u/BrozedDrake Jul 31 '26

Is he about to shit on the floor?

178

u/NakedKingStudios Jul 31 '26

Definitely crowning

73

u/Dobako Jul 31 '26

Prairie dogging

32

u/MaximumSyrup3099 Jul 31 '26

Huh. I've always heard it referred to as "turtling"

1

u/DragonPlush81 Aug 01 '26

Ground hogging

1

u/OfTheTouhouVariety Aug 01 '26

Nah, that’s what you do when you pick Guile.

16

u/Dr_DoesNothing Jul 31 '26

Prairie doggin'

2

u/MineralDragon Aug 01 '26

My husband lovingly calls that ”digletting“

463

u/Scairax Jul 31 '26

Looks like it's already in progress.

31

u/Sara_Vulpine Jul 31 '26

Understandable reaction to be frank

18

u/CunningLinguist8198 Jul 31 '26

And well deserved if you ask me, Frank.

44

u/cat-meg Jul 31 '26

Accurate cat behavior. Would've picked her shoe if it was avilable.

46

u/peshnoodles Jul 31 '26

Cats tend to do that when you misunderstand their gender

46

u/akestral Jul 31 '26

Cats use bodily excretions as a punishment for any perceived sins. I once had a cat that puked outside the door of whatever roommate she was currently beefing with. One guy moved rooms and she went and puked at the door of his new room just to prove it was A) personal and B) not forgotten. He never did tell me how he managed to inculcate such an undying grudge in my cat.

13

u/badbatch Jul 31 '26

I mean he is a cat. They poop on the floor when they get mad at you sometimes.

10

u/netherexchange Jul 31 '26

she asked, he answered

6

u/Dickie_downer Jul 31 '26

I mean SHE ASKED WHERE…

6

u/metaltemujin Jul 31 '26

Too late to ask

4

u/Dudewhocares3 Jul 31 '26

There’s no about, it’s in progress

6

u/JudgmentalOwl Jul 31 '26

He's getting schwifty.

2

u/ExerciseTop5591 Aug 01 '26

where do you even go to the bathroom?

here mf

1

u/Terminal_Insomnia_ Aug 01 '26

He's there for his extreme, explosive diarrhea and she just keeps talking instead of just doing the damn intake form.

1

u/IntrStelle Aug 01 '26

That's like the most important rule