"Americentricity" by Itchy Feet

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[u/Rappican]

Nah man, I'm not alright. I'm at least half left.

[u/Kyokenshin → u/Rappican]

I’ve been right, I’ve been left, I’ve been wrong, I’ve been left…behind, I’ve been up, but mostly down.

[u/Capraos → u/Kyokenshin]

I ran into a very drunk Australian at Hooters once, I was delivering food from there and waiting footie them to have it ready, who was upset that the staff told him, "You're good." I don't know what to but he was just like, and this is me paraphrasing, "I'm not good. I'm very much not good at all. Why would you assume I'm doing good?"

I had to explain to him that it wasn't them saying he was feeling good it was them saying his actions did not offend them. He calmed down after that.

[u/StreetInitial4538 → u/Rappican]

your son will be all right

that's a relief

it's great you're taking the news this well

what??

he lost his left hand so now he's "all right"

[u/stoic-lemon → u/Rappican]

This response was huuuge when I was at school many decades ago.

[u/dead_jester → u/Rappican]

That would get a laugh in England.

[u/Bobblefighterman → u/Rappican]

I can fix that