r/comics • u/iberianwatersnake • 20d ago

OC See-through hotel bathrooms [oc]

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Too many popping up on my searches lately

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u/daroach1414 20d ago

“Your dick silhouette looked large, so congrats on that”

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u/hipster_dog 20d ago

"Your piss was really loud, that's pretty cool. You frying chicken in there buddy?"

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u/dsdvbguutres 15d ago

No, just shaking hands with the milkman.

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u/fortyeightD 20d ago

I'll bring a large prosthetic penis on my next business trip to impress my roommate.

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u/Jeathro77 19d ago

You may call it a prosthetic penis, but we all know it's a dildo.

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u/ajstorey456 19d ago

theyre usually called straps when attached to people

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u/Jeathro77 19d ago

Is it still a strap if it's up his bum?

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u/ajstorey456 19d ago

its a strap if someone is wearing it, dildo if its hand operated

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u/ARandomHumanBein 16d ago

What about suction cups

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u/Meuhidk 19d ago

fun police

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u/dmh2693 15d ago

It's imperative that the cylinder remains intact.

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u/4inodev 19d ago

Imagine their reaction when they see a silhouette of a huge dick falling off and you waving it around like a lightsaber before reattaching it

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u/ItHitMeInTheNuts 15d ago

Instead will become famous for using a massive dildo

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u/pipi-sama 15d ago

roommate asked if i need help with that extra dick

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u/Inevitable-Ant1725 19d ago

"detachable"

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u/Hydrographe 19d ago

"Impressive, very nice."

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u/5exlexia5ufferer 19d ago

Let’s see Paul Allen’s cock