r/comics • • 20d ago

OC See-through hotel bathrooms [oc]

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Too many popping up on my searches lately

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u/Hammerschatten 19d ago

Ah, yes, I can see you're trying to figure out ways to strengthen corporate synergies with hot steamy coworker action. Let me help you with that.

Option 1: Orgies Orgies are a great way to help get your employees up close and personal with each other. They can meet, talk, and share their loads before sharing their workloads -- truly a great way to see all the facettes of your worker bees without relying on extensive hotel rooms. Just be sure to provide all the basic necessities.

Option 2: Add a dark room to the Cafeteria For a quick and easy way to destress and mingle, your coworkers can get right in their orifices before going to their offices. It's a surefire way for everyone to be relaxed and content in their daily routine and take care of distractions quickly

Option 3: put a pineapple on the watercooler.

If you'd like, I could make a list for the dos and donts of any of these great options or provide you with product links so you can start having the accommodations built.

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u/LinwoodKei 19d ago

Option one orgies had me make a funny noise and now I'm trying to explain a reason to my ten year old. Well done

Going to ask Claude for a plausible excuse

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u/PhasedPlasmaRifle69 19d ago

I gotcha dawg. They put a pineapple on the watercooler who does that why is it even on there!?

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u/LinwoodKei 19d ago

Ha he does love whacky. That would trigger his favorite expression of surprise "what the what?"

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u/Pekkerwud 19d ago

Thanks, Grok!