r/funny • • 13h ago

Thank You Sir

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u/DirtandPipes 13h ago

I once watched a squirrel yank a container of peanut butter out of my mom’s hand as she tried to make a sandwich. He ran away on two legs carrying it while she yelled and chased him, he got away with it too.

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u/Zolo49 12h ago

I’m pretty sure it’s your fault. He wouldn’t have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you dang kids.

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u/JACCO2008 12h ago

The kids have to meddling for it to be their fault. Otherwise it's just bad luck.

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u/DirtandPipes 10h ago

I’m glad he made it. Little guy was a hero, the jar looked heavier than he was.

I hope he dragged it back to his tree and blew the minds of the entire local squirrel community.

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u/vitrum_analytika 11h ago

Can of Peanut butter is so heavy, bro must be lifting branches in his free time

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u/ragweed 3h ago

Not bad for a quadruped.

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u/Slix36 6h ago

He wouldn't have if there were any meddling kids about, presumably.

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u/C_IsForCookie 5h ago

You sure that wasn’t a raccoon? That sounds like raccoon behavior not squirrel behavior.